HERE'S WHY
I wish we could app him :< BOTH OF US
WE COULD SHARE
YES THAT WOULD WORK
That would be hilarious
THIS CHARACTER NEEDS BOTH OF OUR GENIUSES TO HANDLE
EXACTLY, IT WILL BE A TEAM EFFORT
WE CAN RAPE TRANNIES, IT'LL BE AWWWWRIGHT
We'll just like
Show up in Princess posts
and looooooom
Yes oh god
and like, be the rabbit half the time
Hahahaha yes
"Guys this stuffed rabbit keeps showing up in our hotel room it's creepy"
HAHAHA YES
"It's in our bed a-and I don't think this is natural"
"I think it touched me D:"
That'd be great because like
Sandalphon could break the rules
And turn into himself
HE'S A PLUSHIE BY DEFAULT SO IT WOULD WORK IN REVERSE
OMG YES
HE'D LIKE CRAWL INTO YUU-CHAN'S PANTS AND TURN INTO A DUDE
YES
And be like "AT LAST A REAL BODY"
But then the camp effect would wear off :(
And he'd be a stuffed animal again :(
Or like, he wouldn't realize why it happened
So the first thing he would do is try to rape someone
And he'd just get turned back
immediately
HAHAHAHA
o-omg
yes
And then like--see, this is how we could deal with his body thing in camp
He'd just break the rules whenever he wanted one
Hahahahaha >D
GOD NOW I WANT TO DO THIS
I KNOW
IT WOULD BE GREAT
THE ULTIMATE CHARACTER we could AU with everyone and it'd be awful
Izumi/Sandalphon AU: Terrible AU or WORST AU?
"BE MY MOMMY"
"Oh wait you can't"
HAHAHAHAH oh god t-that
* Tomo wants to die
T-That would be the essence of the SANDALPHON EXPERIENCE
"This is hilarious"
"But it makes me want to die"
Yeah pretty much. Which is why I WANT IT
God the Wiki is great
Hahahahaha I know
In Sandalphon's entry on the character list they're like "later, he saw to raping Lailah" and I'm like WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SAW TO IT"
WHO WOULD USE THAT WORDING FOR THAT
IT WAS ON HIS TO-DO LIST
"Eat the dreams of my enemies, check. Loom terrifyingly, check. What am I forgetting . . . oh right, the RAPE, how could I let that one slip!"
"Just have your people call my blobs of flesh and eyeballs and we'll schedule something."
XDDD
God now I'm imagining Sandalphon floating around with a clipboard LIKE THE GUY IN MR. SHOW only instead of like telling people to stop things or to go away he's like "okay, rape her, her, and her..."
HAHAHAHAHAH ljkuhjnmj g-god I want to app him so badly now only see this is what we'd do with him
Y-Yeah like NOTHING ELSE
Day in the life? More like RAPE IN THE LIFE
HAsljkfhdlsakfhdkljsfhd HAHAHAHAHAHA
* Mana would also like to loom over peoples' shoulders in their dreams while going "Does this bug you, does this bug you, I'm not touching you--well maybe now I kinda am"
YEAH WE COULD DO DREAM POSTS
ONLY EVERY ONE WOULD END WITH HIM FUCKING YOU
YES