Wooten's Words of Wisdom (Alliteration by Coincidence only)

[the_wooten]

#32:  When the bottle of bourbon starts to sass you its time to put it down.

#33:  The above applies equally to dogs, cats, small woodland creatures, children, and C-list movie stars.

Comments

[xodin]

I totally agree.

Although for me it was usually in high school when I downed a whole 2 liter of Mountain Dew after pulling an all-nighter. Sugar + Caffeine + Sleep Deprivation = hilarity.