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I keep getting "tagged" for that 20 random facts about you deal. Fine, fine, I guess since people are dying to know ( Read more... )

Sometimes I intentionally misquote lines from "The Simpsons" or "Family Guy" just so I look like I'm a big fan of the show but have better things to do than memorize entire episodes.

People invariably correct me.

Does this make me a good person? Or a bad person?

Waved to the people as he picked up his bag.
Grabbed his cigar and his black silk rag.
Up two steps and to the right,
Out the door, back tomorrow night.

Who is he? King of Polyester!
Who is he? King of Polyester!
Who is he? King of Polyester!
Who is he? King of Polyester!What does he do ( Read more... )

I took first place at the Ravnica draft tonight. I was undefeated ( Read more... )

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Robot naughty
Robot bad
Robot happy
Robot sad
'Who's a clever robot lad?'
It's enough to drive you mad!Conflict reigns in Carlsson Hall, and it's all got one steel-legged root. Why can't he man up and tell people to their faces that he's got a problem ( Read more... )

A train of thought that deserves to be fleshed out more, but I definitely don't have time right now ( Read more... )

I was going to do that quiz that everyone's doing, y'know, the one that generates questions about all your LJ friends, but it keeps giving me really awkward and unfunny questions, so I gave up ( Read more... )