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[the_worlds_sins]

It seems as though we've had a number of new arrivals here in the Netherworld. For those who don't know, my name is Lelouch. If you have time, I'd like a chance to speak with any of you. You can find me in room 106, and if you have any questions, I can certainly answer them

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[gurenrider]

Quite. The bill I proposed would have passed if a stupid pig hadn't pushed the wrong button, too.

[Assume this entire convo is filtered]

[the_worlds_sins]

[His WTF face is quite pronounced.]

…Could you please explain what happened in more detail? It's very important that I understand exactly how the Dark Assembly functions.

Re: [Assume this entire convo is filtered]

[gurenrider]

I came in with a detailed proposal and a small set of gifts... Watching a few bills, it was obvious that bribes would be needed. Also, bills shouldn't be too long - several refused to read the entire thing initially.

Some deliberations, assisted by judicious application of the gifts and a verbal deal to offer photos of myself to one senator - not something I planned to honor of course - made things look favorable... Indeed, my judgment of people's interest was pretty much spot-on.

Unfortunately, it seems that the voting systems are not idiot-proofed. One person who had voiced total support - the one who was offered the photo bribe - hit the "No" button on accident, screaming as he realized what he was doing. Bill failed, and I was advised I could try browbeating the senators into a "Yes" vote.

That ended poorly.

[the_worlds_sins]

So you're saying that the personal desires of the senators are an integral part of the process, and that discerning those desires is somewhat simple. I suppose I won't need individual profiles, then. That, and I should keep the request brief and simple.

…What happened after you tried to force the bill, Kallen? Are you all right?

[mechanu]

Unknown power signature detected in human subject: Lelouch. Scanning...

... cross referencing data... error. No data available.

Initializing IFF analysis.

Subject: Chess is not in database. Requesting definition.

[the_worlds_sins]

[And that's another WTF face.]

…I'm sorry?

[mechanu]

Requesting definition of subject: Chess.

[the_worlds_sins]

Chess is a well known, strategy-based board game, played both casually and in competitive forms.

…What kind of being are you, exactly?

[peachhat]

Wow, you seem awfully nice and helpful.

Are you going to hand out leaflets next?

[the_worlds_sins]

Certainly. Perhaps you could make them for me, since I am preoccupied at the moment.

[peachhat]

I would, but I don't think that I am pompous enough to do you justice!

[the_worlds_sins]

Nor socially adept enough, I would suspect.

[realfakehero]

I suppose I do owe you a game. White or black?

[the_worlds_sins]

I appreciate it.

Black, I think.

[realfakehero]

Then I believe the first move will be mine, correct?

[the_worlds_sins]

That's right. Most players see it as an advantage.

[the_5th_doll]

I do hope you have some tea for your invited guests.

[the_worlds_sins]

I suppose I could prepare some.

[the_5th_doll]

That would be the most polite thing to do. I will take whatever you have.

Now, are you a normal human, or one of these demons that are running around?

[the_worlds_sins]

[He starts getting the tea ready, preparing it quickly and quite well. Such household tasks are one of his strengths.]

No, I'm fairly certain I'm not a demon.

At least in the traditional sense.