Me; We should do that thing
Lloyd: What thing?
Me: That thing where we get naked and roll around on each other
Lloyd: You want to go to disneyland?

Guess who just finished installing virtual pc and is going on a shopping spree in ebgames this afternoon?!?!

"If you want to know why the suicide rate amongst professors is so high, it's because of papers like this!"

Dear Vince ( Read more... )

"I have a staff infection. I'm on lots of drugs. I have a bottle of valium and percoset this big. Things are going to get interesting."

It really sucks that lloyd turned out to be such an ass-face.

I talked to him today though. We're going to maybe get back together when the time is right and he decides not to be a juvenile, back-stabbing, roommate-fucking whoreThe truth is that I love him so much I feel like the universe is crumbling. The conversation today was good though. I ( Read more... )

"I think I keep confusing the terms "pansexual" and "slut"

Lloyd fucked up and fucked off, which means I'm currently accepting boyfriend applications ( Read more... )

"it's really all the proof I need to know that god is dead and that he never really loved us anyway"

I really need to get laid.

Let's have sex.

I'm serious.