I wanted to write, but had no topic, so I consulted with my personal shrink; Braeden T. Ayres( or BuTAh, as I have now nicknamed him). He gave me carpet ( Read more... )

June 8-11 I went to the state baseball tournament. The three teams I was going for made it to the finals, and lost. In honor of the occasion, I concocted the All-State Name Team ( Read more... )

I love this time of year because we get graduation invitations. This means some hot girl I forgot about sends us a picture. When I'm a senior I am certain of 2 things. I will send out invitations to anyone I can think of, so I can get presents. I will not send out pictures of me in my cap and gown. I would like something that flatters me, not ( Read more... )

Well, at long last, SCHOOL IS OUT!!! It was my last time taking finals, since I will surely be exempt my junior and senior year. I am still playing baseball, although we lost 11-1, and that is not a good sign. So my summer will consist of lifting weights, running, etc. (grrrrrrrrrrrrr) during the morning, and chillaxin' in the afternoon. I will ( Read more... )

Well, it has been awhile. A lot has happened since(checks date) October 2, 2004. I won't recap the past several of months, so you can't shoot me yet. Tuesday, all 10 graders in the state of Texas took part in the Language Arts portion of the T.A.K.S. standardized test, or the Texas Assisted Killing of Students. I was tortured through 3 hours of ( Read more... )

I have decided that this post will be a composition of random thoughts from my overflowing mind. The Iola Bulldogs are a bunch of cheating, cheap shotting, racist, and all-around horrible athletes. The North Zulch Bulldogs are essentially the same, but add "inbreeding" to the list. It bugs me to death when girls take offense something that was a ( Read more... )

It's now the 5th week of school. I have had a total of: 1 new Spanish teacher, 1 Spanish teacher who could have baby-sat Moses, 3 pep-rallies, 1 fight in a football game, 1 pulled groin(yes, that groin), heard "eye of the tiger," 26 times by the Mamou, Louisiana, Junior High Band, sang the "Roy!....Roy! Roy! Roy!" Starbucks commercial 43 times, ( Read more... )

My top 5 favorite phrases or gestures that I like to use a whole bunch with translations/situations ( Read more... )

Ahh, school starts Monday. There are pro's and con's to school, besides education. You can talk to your friends, play sports against someone else besides your own people. On the flip side, you have to get up when you don't want to, and worry about grades from August until June. And I'm not going to start on the imbeciles of the U.I.L. This ( Read more... )

Today marked the beginning of school for me. Even though I still have 2 weeks until classes start, 2-a-days have started. For those of you who don't know, 2-a-days(2's) are football practices twice a day. We either start at 8:30-10:30 and 11:00-12:30, or 8 and 3:00-5:00. It is very hot, and very humid. I love football, as it is a close second ( Read more... )