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theacheisleft

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Jul 10, 2011 23:14

To anyone that was nearly pancaked by a polar bear the other day, it was not intentional.

At all.

I don't think anyone was injured except maybe a car, but I

Yes. I had very little control.

I am sorry for any confusion or any near pancaking that may have occurred.

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isaywe_party July 11 2011, 11:08:22 UTC

Well, at least you weren't elephant sized.

theacheisleft July 11 2011, 21:52:16 UTC

Wait, that was you?

I thought that was strange elephant behavior. Not that I know much about elephants. The polar bear had fun!

isaywe_party July 11 2011, 23:57:08 UTC

So did the elephant, I think. It's only the second time I shifted, so -- there was still a fair amount of flailing going on.

theacheisleft July 12 2011, 08:13:03 UTC

I think that probably explains why our animals were playing when ordinarily we would be doing other things as animals.

I don't know what other things but...

That was my first time. Ever. I'm a fox otherwise. It's a lot easier to shift into a fox.

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thehighestwing July 11 2011, 20:39:19 UTC

YOU WERE THE CUTEST POLAR BEAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE LAND.

If you hadn't been a shapeshifter, I'd have kept you. Just so you know. :]

theacheisleft July 11 2011, 21:56:26 UTC

...thank you. I think. I know the polar bear liked you a lot, because you weren't running away like everyone else did.

What would you do with a polar bear?

thehighestwing July 11 2011, 22:20:08 UTC

Well, of course he did. I'm adorable.

THERE ARE A GAZILLION THINGS THAT I COULD DO WITH A POLAR BEAR, MR. -- [looks at journal] LUCKY SPENCER.

theacheisleft July 12 2011, 08:02:06 UTC

Yes, you are.

Really? Like what? I'm not questioning this. I'm just honestly curious about what you would do with one.

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lefttogive July 11 2011, 20:40:53 UTC

You'll get control over it soon, Spencer.

No harm, no foul. The car will live.

theacheisleft July 11 2011, 22:01:57 UTC

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I don't think anyone will be trying to sue a polar bear at least. The car insurance agencies in Chicago must hear some really interesting stories. I'm just sayin.

lefttogive July 12 2011, 00:31:20 UTC

Anytime. That's what we're here for.

Don't forget animal control. My hats off to both those guys.

theacheisleft July 12 2011, 08:04:23 UTC

I'll keep that in mind whenever I need a confidence boost.

I never could. Can you imagine those calls? They'd get calledin for a rat, and it would secretly be a gremlin.

willnotbemine July 11 2011, 20:42:47 UTC

[smooshes his face] I love you!

theacheisleft July 11 2011, 22:08:09 UTC

[daaaaaaaaaaaaw. ;;] I love you too.

And for the record, I'm not apologizing because it's my fault but because I feel bad for anyone nearly pancaked and want to express my sympathies.

See? I learn.

willnotbemine July 12 2011, 05:50:25 UTC

I wasn't saying anything!

But for the record, that is a very reasonable thing to do, and I'm sure everyone understands.

I'm so proud! I'm the proudest girlfriend in all the land. You get a cookie. :)

theacheisleft July 12 2011, 08:08:24 UTC

I know you weren't. You were being very nice and not saying anything.

I am just stating for the record. ;)

I am very happy that you're proud, and I will enjoy that cookie. Thank you very much.