Is that real!? i can't fucking believe that. I wonder what he thinks about Bert and Ernie living together or the giant Transgendered Bird on skates that he took his precious psycho killers in training to go see
little did he know...hipstraightsFebruary 25 2005, 14:22:40 UTC
...as he sped his children away from two homosexuals, he was actually speeding towards an ensemble cast of them. on ice skates, no less! I'm going to have to add him to my list of people to email today.
rod, i'm almost 100% sure that that was satire. this was the bink wink-wink:
I told him about how homosexuality started in the summer of 1967, when the hippies decided to challenge the natural order that God established at the beginning of time.
some of the stuff he has his kids saying "why are those two men holding hands" and then crying when he explained homosexuality and asking if they're going to hell, were also giveaways. funny though.
i had suspicions. the "liberals invented homosexuality" bit, along with trying to get away from it all by going to sesame street on ice seemed a bit too ridiculous. ridiculous, but plausible. plausible for a really bigoted person.
i also lead myself to beleive that he was one (of two?) conservative opinion writers for the school paper. he kinda looked like one of them, "D.C. Lee" -- who is sometimes ridiculous.
i admit i was wrong. but i still want to smack him for writing such empty satire. it's not even really satire, because satire is supposed to expose the fallacies in the opponent's viewpoint by expressing the viewpoint in such a way that it exposes its weaknesses. good satire makes a viewpoint appear reasonable prima facie, but slowly and subtly it becomes ridiculous. to me, this guy just took on the character of being a homophobic religious nut--i think a topical satire would look something like this response: Hoard's biblical agenda not large enough in scope
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I'm going to have to add him to my list of people to email today.
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i'm almost 100% sure that that was satire.
this was the bink wink-wink:
I told him about how homosexuality started in the summer of 1967, when the hippies decided to challenge the natural order that God established at the beginning of time.
some of the stuff he has his kids saying "why are those two men holding hands" and then crying when he explained homosexuality and asking if they're going to hell, were also giveaways. funny though.
signed,
the abominationable snowman.
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i also lead myself to beleive that he was one (of two?) conservative opinion writers for the school paper. he kinda looked like one of them, "D.C. Lee" -- who is sometimes ridiculous.
i admit i was wrong. but i still want to smack him for writing such empty satire. it's not even really satire, because satire is supposed to expose the fallacies in the opponent's viewpoint by expressing the viewpoint in such a way that it exposes its weaknesses. good satire makes a viewpoint appear reasonable prima facie, but slowly and subtly it becomes ridiculous. to me, this guy just took on the character of being a homophobic religious nut--i think a topical satire would look something like this response: Hoard's biblical agenda not large enough in scope
no killing, just smacking him with my hand.
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