Upside-down
Come inside. Line up. Turn around. Put your notes away. Comb your hair back. Slap a smile on. Suck your gut in. Right, now go ahead and step outside.
Good, you’re here. Now listen close. We have oriental wine and cheap rançour. We have muffins and biscuits and bread and flesh. We have jerky and beef in burlap and canvas.
So I want you and you and you to come here. Take this. Hold that. Good. Now come over here. Don’t move. Hold still. Take that. Good move.
Now bow down. Take your pants off. Bend over. Stick your neck out. Lean forward. Hold still. Don’t move. Do any of you even know what I’m talking about?
Good, you’re here. Now listen close. We have oriental wine and cheap rançour. We have muffins and biscuits and bread and flesh. We have jerky and beef in burlap and canvas.
So I want you and you and you to come here. Take this. Hold that. Good. Now come over here. Don’t move. Hold still. Take that. Good move.
Now bow down. Take your pants off. Bend over. Stick your neck out. Lean forward. Hold still. Don’t move. Do any of you even know what I’m talking about?