Morbid curiosity

[theamused]

Probably out of morbid curiosity, I watched an episode of CSI: Miami last night and was struck by how far gone from reality TV is. In this episode of the popular series, a conman hatches a ludicrous scheme. First he murders a rich guy by rigging his Jaguar’s brake mechanism, sending him crashing into the wall near his office. Then he poses as a

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[thekerriproject]

My whole life is one HUGE CSI episode:

First she takes a tampon out of her purse, but unbenownst to her her boss and a visitor are just around the corner. Instead of concealing the tampon in her sleeve she lets it slide down her arm where she catches it with her elbow just as the vistor reaches out to shake her hand. The boss goes on down the hall none the smarter.

The perpetrator gets away with both the handshake and the tampon!

I totally ROOLZ!

[theamused]

Actually that sounds more like Mission Impossible to me. I'm visualizing you making it past the decoy and handing the encrypted tampon off to delta team who will enter it into their laptop and call up all the schematics for the secret operation.

"...this tampon will self-destruct in five seconds."

[theamused]

this from the folks who ordered the Miami Vice tv show from Netflix ;)

[theamused]

yeah, my CSI thing was homework, too - umm, comparing it with current events - err, or something :)