fifteen feet of pure white snow!
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1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
yes, as a matter of fact i do
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
trade them in for 1,000 plastic forks and get the party started if you know what i mean
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
what ever they played on MIX 107.3
4. What is the best thing about your current job?
i make lots of money
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
i wish all cell phones would explode
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
nope
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
nope, i blew it off. god, i'm an asshole
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
R-E-N-O! reno!
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to!:
"what a beautiful face i have found in this place that is circling 'round the sun!"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
mainly old
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
nope
12. Do you like your parents?
of course
13. Do you still live with them?
ha...
14. What state/country are you from?
Virginia, USA
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had.
i think i discussed dinner with my mom
16. Where do you see yourself in one month:
working
17. What is your favorite smell?
mmm...girls
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
bi what?
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
7:52 PM 48° F
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
no i don't have to, i just tell them what to do and they do it. we get along.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
nope
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
probably not
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
not that i recall
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
all of the time
26. Have you ever gone camping?
yes, when i was younger
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
i have no sister. but i have had a crush on the sister of a friend.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
haha, no
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
fuck no...and that sucks
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
3 actually
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yup
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
all of the time
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
every party but one when i was 18
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
yeah, three times...thanks for twisting the knife
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
actually, yes
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
yeah...well, sort of...he was my BEST friend, but one of the better ones
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
if you are familar with the comedy of patton oswalt, you would that extra funny
38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
yeah
39. Have you ever been out of the US?
hell yeah
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
what's working out?
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
not that bad, but i've had bad ones
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
probably
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
i remember bits and pieces
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
what the fuck?
45. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
no, thank god
46. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
hahahaha! i saw troy's cock one time...it was pretty funny