Saying the paths you were on before were horribly wrong, includes me.  Even if you didn't mean it that way.
I was a path you took.

don't respond to this.

Dont' even mention this to me.

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for the day that never comes
[But the sunshine never comes]

I would be your knight in shining armour.

http://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl

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if i could promise you it would be better, and know it to be truth.  i wouldn't.  i wouldn't tease you with a happiness you could ONE day have.

"phone rings*
me:  *moment of silence* yes?
what you doing?
jerkin off.
oh.. wait what?
jerkin off.
oh *pauses*  my bad.  let me call you back.
nah i just need a nother minute.
oh... well i'll wait.
like on the phone?
yeah.  just put me on mute?
so that ure still listening?
yeah.  *two seconds* i'm not on mute am i?
no.  shouldnt you have told ME to be on mute?
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If you find yourself in a relationship in which you are making excuses for someone, rationalizing that they are capable of acting with more respect but are choosing not to, you are a sucker.

Basically, I just dumped Barbie. I'm fucking this broad, looking down at what would easily be seen in Playboy, and I notice I'm pretty much uninterested. An ( Read more... )

I think it's weird that someone would actually save it. They're obviously saving it to spank it to spank to at a later time. Don't get me wrong, Cheeto's a looker but if I'm gonna jerk it I'm gonna jerk it to some high quality sluts getting it in the butt.  - "On board member porn"

left 4 dead is also epic as fuck  -  mrs Addams

I met a guy at a party who had a HUGE Ewok tattoo on his arm. I asked him why on earth he would do that and without missing a beat he said "I really just don't want to have a girlfriend"  - sandman