noooooooooooooooooooo

[theanimals]

I'M SO PARANOID THAT MY BIKINI TOP MAKES MY BOOBS LOOK SAGGY!!!

Sincerely,

Lydia Marie

Comments

[ex_redmill]

Maybe skinny dipping is the answer.
I refuse to wear bikinis, so I'm stuck with old lady one-pieces. I really think that swimming in the nude is the way to go.

[theanimals]

I'm a board-shorts-w/-bikini-top person. But skinny dipping also works. AT NIGHT though.

[paranoiddork]

Impossible Lydia. I'm paranoid that I look misproportional when I take my shirt off to go swimming, but that doesn't stop me. Besides, your issue can be solved with skinnydipping; this solution only creates new problems of embarassment for me. So, I agree with Amelia --- NAKED.

[ex_redmill]

The word is disproportional, Tongue Boy.

[theanimals]

Yes I LOVE when people get to correct Travis, because it's really such a rare occurrence.

[theanimals]

WAIT! Isn't it DISPROPORTIONATE?!?