The Story of Happy Thursday

[theanomalousone]

I was eating Chinese Food. Well, not real Chinese food, it was from Panda express and referring to Panda as real Chinese Food is like referring to someone who hasn't seen The Goonies as a real person. To make a long story short, this feasting ended in the way it always does, with a fortune cookie. I was prepared for some nonsensical easily

Comments

[calikat_616]

I hope you don't dislike people who like YA . . . :( It hurts me that you loathe it . . .

[theanomalousone]

I could never dislike my Marie!

[calikat_616]

that's good. i did very much like your story though. and i would like some not-quite-chinese panda express . . . . i'll have to get over to the prudential center one of these days . . .

[nefret_goddess]

You make me smile :)

[bipolarpenguin]

daniels are very much like heffalumps... always very confuseled... and sly (sly, sly, sly) :)

as soon as i read that you loathe young adult books, i pictures marie crying...

[calikat_616]

it was a near thing

[theanomalousone]

well, I once thought I caught a heffalump in my heffalump trap, but when I went to eh mouth of trap and said "ho, ho" he just hummed. So I said "ho, ho" again and he kept on humming. So I asked him why he was humming, and he said he was just waiting for a Daniel to fall in his Daniel trap. Since Daniels are way more clever than heffalumps, I just wished him well and walked away.

[misaido]

Dan, you bring me joy.

Seriously, Anomaly

[kataklyzmik]

Where do you come up with this stuff?

It's like you're channeling dead crazy people.

Are you on the dope again?