In unpleasant situations, I usually recommend setting things aflame. Great big bonfire o' fail. Matches are good, flamethrowers are better. Best would have to be a dragon. So there you are. Get yourself a dragon, have her fire-roast anything that is causing you problems, and then give her a treat for being so kind to you. Share a cuppa tea with her, perhaps. Or better yet, feed her villagers. I hear dragons like villagers the best.
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