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[theapplethief]

I am avoiding homework under the suspicion that my teacher is trying to make me incriminate myself. I kind of hate this class because she always makes us write essays on awkward controversial subjects and always picks me to read aloud first. After I read she usually says something like "your writing is impressive but your content is abrasive

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[zerothefool2486]

i would kindly correct the person that while i am rather dashing and have an air of class, wealth, mystery, and danger, i was not, although many misconceive me as such, the batman. no, i am not the caped crusader on a nightly basis, nor am i even his alias as billionaire playboy megaindustrialist, im sorry to disappoint. i know that my handsome array of vintage and ultramodern supercars and handsewn woolen suits give me an atmosphere of luxury and that my rock chiseled physique maintains an illusion of years of secret martial training, but these items are hand-me-downs and my body is perfect because i was born with it. id let the person down gently, and soothe their disappointment slowly, remarking that it was an honest mistake. then id cut their throats while they slept, cause ninjas dont take stereotyping lightly.

[theapplethief]

Well, yeah... you're Asian... that means you must be a ninja.

And good at math.

[zerothefool2486]

the taylor series of this polynomial is ninja star in throat.

[theapplethief]

I have no idea what you just said, not-batman-asian-math-genius-ninja guy...

but I can only assume it is correct.

[theapplethief]

Ha, thanks... Blacky McSpookerton?

You see, how I deal with stereotypes is I wear it to it's most absurd extreme. Satire, is the best way for people to realize they are being ridiculous.