ONE - Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A: Brd Wlkr
TWO - Are you single? Very
THREE - What’s your favorite number? 4
FOUR - Favorite color? Brown
FIVE - Least favorite color? Yellow, probably.
SIX - What are you listening to? Marianne Faithfull. my new favorite obscure 60's/70's singer-songwriter.
SEVEN - Sins? Sloth and Gluttony; I'm not so bad ( Read more... )

It occured to me while on my walk today that it's been exactly one year since March 2006.  Sounds stupid, but it feels bizarre; it doesn't feel like it's been a whole year since this time last year, but at the same time I guess a lot has happened since then.  I definitely feel different from the way I did last year (I feel like I was really emo ( Read more... )

Feel like blackening your soul a little?  Check out the People's Manifesto page on Wikipedia.  The People's Manifesto is a ficticious religious text that's supposed to satirize fanatical religious groups and cults.  That being said, it's HIGHLY offensive--not at all for folks that are gonna get up in arms over small shit, but I think it's pretty ( Read more... )

[22:37] BobbyLandrs: ONE OF THE ZOOM KIDS IS DEAD!

I never really watched Zoom; that was always Bobby's thing.  So I have no idea who this dead Zoom kid is.  Bobby told me, but whatever.  Jared?  I donno.  Nonetheless, it does take me back to my defining years and chillin' at Bobby's house in the summer and playing Sailor Moon with him as Serena and ( Read more... )

90's Rock Guru
You scored 95% Rock Knowledge!

Awesome job! You know your early 90's rock!


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This is the last one, I swear.  Sorry for raping everybody's friends pages.

*One night, Rainbow comes home late from doing whatever the hell she does at night to find the apartment very much abandoned*

Rainbow:  ... Hellooooo?  ... Where the hell is everybody? ... Is this a surprise party for me?! ... No? ... Okay then.

*She walks back to the bedroom ( Read more... )

Another short for Becky.

*Fjord Von Bono--Bono's brother (younger by two years)--is tormenting Sir Fatsalot by standing in front of the window--just out of Sir Fatsalot's reach--eating doughnuts and staring at him*

Sir Fatsalot:  Hey... Hey... Angry kid... How 'bout ya gimme one of those doughnuts.

Fjord:  ... Nope.  *eats another doughnut*

Sir ( Read more... )

Becky asked me to post the first three scenes in the series of uber-short stories I'm writing. If no one else reads this I'm not gonna be offended or anything

*It's morning.  Bono is sitting at the table in his boxers, eating a poptart and reading the paper.  Sir Fatsalot--the morbidly obese pony that Bono's fake wife, Rainbow, is making him keep-- ( Read more... )

I took the  ACT's this morning.  It was fine; nothing especially easy or difficult (except the science part--that was a real bitch).  However, before the test--that was a whole new kind of shitty.  I got to the school and I was fine; just standing there, not even stressed out about the test when suddenly it hits me: I forgot my ID.  So I begin to ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 13% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||| 16% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism || ( Read more... )