You know how I know you're gay?
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
What alcoholic drink are you?
You are an AMD Athlon 64!
New, shiny, fancy, mainstream 64-bit goodness. Move over Intel!
Take the Which Computer Processor Type are You? Quiz at Weapons of Mass Distraction