Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

My dad woke me up this morning at around 9:30 to tell me that Thanksgiving was officially ruined.

I got really scared and asked him what was wrong.

"Well, Nick and Jessica have officially split up and I have NO appetite left!"

Hahahaha. Thanks dad.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

:)

...it's freezing in this house!

*Why do all the Disney Princesses get all the attention?  Huh?  What about us REAL women?  Huh?

*What's that red thing on the turkeys?

*Ohhh, Thanksgiving.  Man, I would kill to eat a huge Thanksgiving meal right now.  Ohhhhh....Mashed potatoes drenched in gravy, a large suculent roasted turkey, green bean casserol, pineapple casseral (my specialty ( Read more... )

Nicholas Cangemi:  yesterday some annoying customer was talking to me about his new motorcycle, and in trying to give a half a shit i asked him if it was a crotchrocket and he said no, it was a cruiser, cuz he wanted something beautiful and loud, so i told him to try a virgin.

:)

Sorry I've been so busy lately.

I've been awfully busy with finals coming up and all.

So many professors to sleep with, so little time...

I SHOULD be studying for my dramatic lit exam ( Read more... )

Things that used to upset me don't upset me anymore, and it upsets me that I'm not upset.

I've got baggage...emotional baggage.

I've got problems.

Well time to venture out and buy some chocolate covered popcorn that will serve as my dinner for the next couple of weeks until I come back home for a yummy Thanksgiving meal.

I hate being a poor college ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I'm bored with life and I want to do something fun tonight.

I need to get the fuck out of this apartment!

10 Years ago:
1. I was 10 years old.
2. I lived in New Jersey.
3. I wanted to be a veteranarian.
4. I was teased for being the only girl with boobs.
5. I was obsessed with "The Babysitter's Club" books.

5 years ago:
1. I moved from New Jersey to Florida.
2. I had braces.
3. I had acne.
4. I was depressed.
5. I still had some babyfat to lose.

1 year ago:
1. ( Read more... )

Random thoughts:

• My vagina is depressed :(
• I looked in the mirror today and realized that I'm starting to look like a woman.  I'm scared.  I don't look anything like that way I used to look.  I have all these pictures from senior year, and I don't even remember senior year!  I don't look like that anymore!  I don't act like that anymore!  Who am I ( Read more... )