I have a dilemma:

[theatre_junkie]

My pants are falling down

Comments

[allanc]

I say, just let your pants occasionally fall down. That's good for everyone.

--AC

[theatre_junkie]

I don't think my boss would agree...

[allanc]

That's a failing of your boss, I'd say, not my plan.

So, get a new boss.

--AC

[allanc]

Alternately, you could get a belt, I suppose. But I still think going pantsless is a better plan.

--AC

[theatre_junkie]

The plan is to get a belt. In fact, I looked for one this morning, but all of Mom's are, like, 5 inches too short (I wear my pants considerably lower than she does, thus adding inches), and when I tried Amanda's, in desperation, I found it WAAAAAY too long to work. :-( Next time I go shopping I'll have to buy one.

[oseopixie]

If you have any ribbon, that's a good way to improvise. It doesn't work for long periods of time, cause the ribbon starts to stretch, but I've done that in desperation, and it works in a pinch (no pun intended).

[theatre_junkie]

I dunno... it seems like you'd be much more able to carry off a ribbon belt than I would be. I thought about a scarf or something, but I just feel like I'd end up looking like a gypsy or something.

[dawnfire71]

A belt does seem like a nice plan or pinning them would work to but that would be much more effort.

[theatre_junkie]

They're stretchy, so I'm not sure pinning would make any difference. Besides, I'm not sure I'm a skillful enough pinner to do that without making some weird pleat... I dunno...

[slustoppard5967]

I have to admit that IN PART I agree with alan *shudder*. However I think that it is important to keep ones pants on in public. Draw what conclusions you may from that.

[allanc]

Why does everyone find the concept of agreeing with me to be repellant?

And why can't you spell my name properly?

--AC

[dirtydarthdrama]

My theory on question two is that it's enemy action.

[dirtydarthdrama]

I will have to disrespectfully disagree with you, Tomas. Public pantslessness is a beautiful thing, especially if the pantsless in question is of the female persuasion.