Let's Go To Bed: Engine Heart (15)

[theatrebob1]

She sits at home, un-eaten tub of ice cream in hand, watching fucking re-runs of Desperate Housewives, because yes, indeed; Kathryn Prescott has sunk so low in her state of wallowing that she even has begun to watch her twin’s favorite show. She watches, tortured, as another affair happens between two people she really could give shit about; but

Comments

[dizzyok]

Dude, YES! (Ok, I haven't read it yet, but it will be full of YES!)

btw your 'love the unit' bit did not work very well in real life...be glad you weren't there, would have been caught in the crossfire

[theatrebob1]

Hahahhaha. I hope 'chu like it.

NO!!!!!!! It didn't? WHATT? Wait... I want to hear this story though... hahahahhahahah

[safesoul]

AMAZING! Still loving this fic so much!

[theatrebob1]

:D :D :D YAYYYYYSSSSSSSS

[dizzyok]

"They drink tea on the collapsed table-in suits that Kat found in the attic, which are entirely too small for them, and Lily dons a paper crown, while Kat has a bow taped to her forehead."

Dude, creepy. I was just telling someone I was going to make them a paper mache crown.
Plus wtf? Are they all permanently high?! :D

I loved it. Shouts of YES! were heard as I rolled about laughing (curled up in a ball roly-poly style). <3

I know, I was totally shocked! That's almost as sure a bet as "let's willy waggle".
It's short.
Went to a bar, got drunk, hey look a hottie.
"Can I love the unit?"
She threw the fucking bottle at me, like, the actual bottle! Clearly she's an all or nothing kind of girl. I like this... Must find her and try a different approach. Suggestions?

[theatrebob1]

Hhahaha. I think they might. Or in my mind, everyone is just really really really fucking weird.

YAYYAYAYAYYAAY! goOD

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHH

Wait, this actually happened? Oh my god. Um maybe... "Hi. What's your name?" hahaha I'm so not good at pick up lines.

[dizzyok]

Fo' sho'. 'Twas like, a week after I read that. Yeah, I said I would, silly! Thought it would be hilarious, not result in injury/fleeing.
It's ok though. I've become an expert at dodging projectiles.

I'll probably just do the same thing if I see her again. Best to keep up rituals, you know? Besides we can safely say you're not the ninja of pick up lines.
Who throws a bottle? Jesus

But hey, this proves you're right and everyone is weird.

[theatrebob1]

Well thank god. BEcause if not for your expertise at dodging shit, you would have a rather large lump on your hear, I assume?

HAhahahahahahahah. I actually cannot believe she threw a fucking bottle. That's just insane. No... unfortunately I am not the ninja of pick up lines. I am the ninja of everything else though. Remember that. ;)

Honestly every single person is weird, in their own way. There's not a normal person...ever.

[brainy_poo]

Fuck this is good! Like literally I can't express how amazing this is, I think you're actually as insane as me (and I mean that in the best possible way) and with such an awesome sense of humour that really comes across in your writing. The pace of your writing is spot on and the dialogue is just pure class. Epic. Bloody epic.

[theatrebob1]

YAY! Thank you! Oh, no I take that as a compliment. I'm crazy. and if we are on the same level of crazy, then together we'd probably be able to take over the world. WOOTAGE HIGH FIVE.

Thank you so much. :) *GRINS*

[brainy_poo]

Ah see now thats when I know someone is awesome, when they take insanity as a compliment! Boom, we could so take over the world, t'would be a better place *nods in slow, manic, creepy way*

[theatrebob1]

Hehehehe. I'm so excited. I'll get on my Dr. Horrible gear. *practices evil laugh*

[a_lil_nothing]

you are killing me! this is so amazing and funny. poor kat.

ps- i need to reply to your PM. i know. i will. i promise! ;)

[theatrebob1]

No! No dying please! And thank you. :D