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Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
You and your best friend could end up at the same party wearing identical fun-fur bikinis tonight. Call and check before you go out.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
Wrap yourself in a bun, coat yourself in condiments and prepare to be eaten. Don't worry. It won't hurt.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You and your puppy switched bodies for the day. Now you're sittin gunder the table watching your human body sniff everyone.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Every one in a while, you meet a snail or a caterpillar that you can really connect with. Today, you'll meet a slug.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Don't let your unsuccessful love life, toenail fungus and massive zit ruin your weekend. Go out and get fabulous. Then boogie.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your buttocks are so sleek in your new spsandex shorts that every aerobics teacher at your gym has given you a nod of approval.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Don't forget to water your plants, drop your ferret off at daycare and iron your jeans. Tongiht will be a big, busy bust.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
While skateboarding thorugh a jungle, you will definitely bump into a monkey named Daniel. And he might bite your ankle.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
It's really important to drink enough water before you head into a sweat-yoga class. You keep vomiting on your mat.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
It looks as if Dominic the turtle is planning to jump out of a cake, dance a jig and get a little too drunk tonight. Keep tabs on that kid.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Watch out for snarly co-workers dressed in plaid shirts and paisley slacks. And whatever you do, avoid the water cooler.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
While running along the ocean in the French Riviera, you might discover that you forgot to tie your shoelaces. Just pause. And tie.
You and your best friend could end up at the same party wearing identical fun-fur bikinis tonight. Call and check before you go out.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
Wrap yourself in a bun, coat yourself in condiments and prepare to be eaten. Don't worry. It won't hurt.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You and your puppy switched bodies for the day. Now you're sittin gunder the table watching your human body sniff everyone.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Every one in a while, you meet a snail or a caterpillar that you can really connect with. Today, you'll meet a slug.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Don't let your unsuccessful love life, toenail fungus and massive zit ruin your weekend. Go out and get fabulous. Then boogie.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your buttocks are so sleek in your new spsandex shorts that every aerobics teacher at your gym has given you a nod of approval.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Don't forget to water your plants, drop your ferret off at daycare and iron your jeans. Tongiht will be a big, busy bust.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
While skateboarding thorugh a jungle, you will definitely bump into a monkey named Daniel. And he might bite your ankle.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
It's really important to drink enough water before you head into a sweat-yoga class. You keep vomiting on your mat.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
It looks as if Dominic the turtle is planning to jump out of a cake, dance a jig and get a little too drunk tonight. Keep tabs on that kid.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)Watch out for snarly co-workers dressed in plaid shirts and paisley slacks. And whatever you do, avoid the water cooler.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
While running along the ocean in the French Riviera, you might discover that you forgot to tie your shoelaces. Just pause. And tie.