REWARD!!! (i have way too much time on my hands)

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(        O       ) <-- STOLLEN

Missing: 1 large caucasian butt.
Suspect - 1 by the name of 'Feeler.'

If found return immediately to - Spooner.

Reward if found.

This butt has been missing for three days now - it may be found near the Los Angeles area. Search parties are being activated in attempts to find this rare large caucasian butt, however

Comments

[jesusrunner]

what the hell is that??

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*laughs* my friend kelly stole my butt.... (its a joke)
and so i made up this article of me, kelly, and mindy (using our nicknames) and its from a CNN reporter point of view.
*shrugs* its what you do when you have too much time on your hands. :)