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[theaverageone]

Looks like elves or something decorated this place overnight. Was any of this here yesterday? Well, whatever... I've given up on expecting this place to make sense.

(( Is out and about buying Christmas decorations, and does not realize the mistletoe's sinister plot and so is making no moves to avoid it. Torture him, you know you want to. ))

Comments

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[commoneresque]

Deity work.

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[theaverageone]

You know there's something wrong with the world when that's the most logical answer.

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[commoneresque]

Yes, or a few things...why they had to have it growing all over the grocery store too though...

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[theaverageone]

Yeah, I'm practically tripping over it down here, it's all over the stores.

Doh! Didn't see your post.

[skipthroughtime]

I don't even know what all those plants are...

[theaverageone]

Mistletoe.

[skipthroughtime]

And it's supposed to be for Christmas?

[theaverageone]

Yeah, it's... when people get under it, they're supposed to kiss.

[concept_killer]

Do you even know what that is?

[theaverageone]

Of course I know what it is, why wouldn't I?

[concept_killer]

And it hasn't hit you yet?

[theaverageone]

It's mistletoe. What's it going to do, fall on my head?

[doujin_dork]

Ah, well, I'd avoid the decorations today.

[theaverageone]

...Let me guess. They're not just decorations?

[doujin_dork]

N-Not really, no. It's kind of a curse, I think.

[theaverageone]

Yeah, so people have been telling me.

[boredom_banned]

Everything is covered in green.

[theaverageone]

Yeah... how's the apartment? Don't tell me it got in there, too.

[boredom_banned]

I saw a little this morning, it's gone. I must not be affected.

[theaverageone]

I don't think that'll matter much if you end up running into someone who is.