[Prussia is very very drunk. much like his mun, so bear with me. and he's singing to the tune of this But half way through he's getting cut off ( Read more... )

You guys are all fucking lucky, you know that? Because in celebration of today, you all are going to get the honor to learn about old Fritz from me ( Read more... )

ATTENTION, CITIZENS!

Do you know what day today is? No? Don't worry, you will. Because I, Gilbert Weillschmidt, am declaring today a holiday in the name of Prussia! Today is the 397th birthday of the one and only Friedrich the Great, and you are all going to celebrate it!

Hey, Belarus. You better get some proper tea for me, because like HELL am I drinking that bottled shit.

Also today is the birthday of none other than the AWESOME me! What'd you all get me?

[There is a long stretch of silence, broken eventually by what sounds almost like a strangled sob, followed by a loud THUD and a long stream of German curses.

And then another stretch of silence.]

West... [Cut off due to time limit]

The best beer ever is officially finished. Maybe if you serfs ask nicely, I'll be willing to sell you some.

Don't know what you all are going on about, thing's are boring as usual where I'm at. Though that siren was annoying as fuck.

Hey, Romano, I got something for you to do.

I know it's hard to resist talking about me, but let's not talk about my situation to outsiders, alright?

You guys are fucking boring.

Hungary, we going to do that thing or not? You better not dick out on me, I want those fucking negatives.

Blvdes arschloch!

( THIS IS AN ACTION SPAM TO GERMANY NOW. )