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YEAH OKAY.

Nov 28, 2007 19:15

I have a list of thirteen characters I currently play or have played (that have not been reapped), they are listed 1-13 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-13 and after I get a few questions I'll go through and answer them using the character listed to each number ( Read more... )

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lolmafialol November 30 2007, 07:49:51 UTC

Yuusuke and Maya fuck. Who tops? And what happens when Kyon walks in?

I imagine this is a result of being TOO HYPER one day. Yuusuke teases Maya A LITTLE TOO MUCH about NOT LOOKING HER AGE, and Maya's like OBJECTION, I'M YOUR AGE, YOU JERK, and after some BITCHING Yuusuke gropes her thoroughly to prove a point. And she PILE DRIVES HIM, and after some TSUNDERE FUSSING and then WIDE-EYED ACCIDENTAL FROTTAGE, Yuusuke tops Maya in the end and MAKES HER A WOMAN after a lot of retarded foreplay. They're cute >D Kyon walks in, hates his life, and walks out. Vaguely aroused.

touch_sensitive November 29 2007, 03:38:06 UTC

1 and 7 happen to be apretty hot item. When 1's away 3 bedninjas 7 in the night. Why? What happens when 1 gets home and finds them?

2, 4, and 9 get into an epic argument that can only be solved by countless hours of multiplayer vidoe showdown. What game do they choose to settle the score? Who wins? What's their argument over in the first place?

13 and 8 walk into a bar. Which one remembers to duck?

5, 12, 10, 6 and 11 decide to have a slumber party. What kind of snacks to they bring? Who ends up with the best make up? Who wins the epic pillow fight that ensues? Who ends up making out in the back bedroom?

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 08:11:15 UTC

Colonello and Winry happen to be apretty hot item. When Colonello's away Manji bedninjas Winry in the night. Why? What happens when 1 gets home and finds them?

Fuck, that's really hot.

I DON'T KNOW WHY MANJI WOULD BEDNINJA ANYBODY, he's sort of a VEGETABLE. But, maybe Manji is already hired out by Colonello and Winry, who would be a SEXY MAFIA COUPLE and want some extra muscle around for when Colonello's away. Winry completely tops Manji, meanwhile Colonello and Manji have some nice, even, soldier-man UST. When Colonello gets home he joins that threesome right quick. Winry is the filling of a SEXY SANDWICH.

Kazu, Leonardo, and Maya get into an epic argument that can only be solved by countless hours of multiplayer video showdown. What game do they choose to settle the score? Who wins? What's their argument over in the first place?Leonardo so got dragged into this. Kazu and Maya are bitching about SAMURAI VERSUS NINJA SUPERIORITY, Kazu on the ninja side and Maya on the samurai side. They drag Leo in for NO REASON other than to have ( ... )

sharpasfire November 29 2007, 10:05:21 UTC

4, 10 and 6 all have a major comic book made about them. Who gets Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis or Stan Lee. What are their supehero names? And out of 7 or 12 who would be the serious supervillain to the comedic sidekick henchman.

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 09:04:32 UTC

Leonardo, Gon, and Cloud all have a major comic book made about them. Who gets Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis or Stan Lee. What are their supehero names? And out of Winry or Roy Mustang, who would be the serious supervillain to the comedic sidekick henchman.

THIS IS GREAT, IT'S SO OBVIOUS \o/ Stan Lee would love Gon, Warren Ellis would be all over a cyberpunk terrorist Cloud, and Grant Morrison doing a TMNT comic would uh. BE KIND OF AMAZING. Leonardo is a superhero ALREADY, Gon would be. . . god I have no idea what Stan Lee would name Gon. Let's go with The Wild Hunter. Cloud would get shortened to Strife but if he needed an OBVIOUS ICONIC HOLY THING to be his last name he could be Strife Forgottenland, BRINGIN' DOWN THE MAN in The City which would suspiciously resemble Midgard.

And Winry would be the sidekick to Roy's supervillain, the fun-loving happily sadistic minion who cheerfully hurts you while Roy has his Big Agenda. They would be terrifying.

sharpasfire November 30 2007, 09:44:18 UTC

Grant Morrison could make the explanation of Kraang/Shredder really hot and more shipworthy okay XD

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 09:45:36 UTC

Ohh my god it's in my minddd

aviy November 29 2007, 17:44:28 UTC

3, 4, 7, 9, and 13 are your TYPICAL MAGICAL GIRLS. Who is what horrible stereotype.

8 loves 1 in a highschool AU. What does his/her friends 12, 5 and 11 think of this insanity?

huh_justababy November 30 2007, 09:21:18 UTC

Manji, Leonardo, Winry, Maya, and Snake are your TYPICAL MAGICAL GIRLS. Who is what horrible stereotype.

s...sobsobsob. Leonardo is THE LEADER. Winry is the TOMBOY. Maya is the DITZ. Snake is the LONER who FIGHTS ALONE and WANTS NONE OF THIS TEAMWORK. Manji is the SLIGHTLY IMBALANCED VIOLENT one that wants to CHARGE IN. DON'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT A STEREOTYPE, THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT MARS WAS.

Yamamoto loves Colonello in a highschool AU. What does his friends Roy Mustang, Yuusuke and Kyon think of this insanity?HOT ( ... )

thekingsgambit November 29 2007, 18:01:26 UTC

12 and 13 are suddenly magical girls and say joint attack phrases ala Sailormoon and ChibiSailormoon. What do they say? And who came up with it?

lolmafialol November 30 2007, 09:43:58 UTC

Roy Mustang and Solid Snake are suddenly magical girls and say joint attack phrases ala Sailormoon and ChibiSailormoon. What do they say? And who came up with it?

OH MY GOD XD

OKAY SNAKE TOPPED ROY INTO THIS:

In the name of all soldiers who died alone on the battlefield, we will take you out!

Double Fire Bullet Sweep Mowdown!

OH SNAP

thekingsgambit November 30 2007, 16:47:56 UTC

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER AND I'M SO SORRY IT CAN NEVER BE DONE. ;;b