I'm going to end up posting something every week this arc, I swear to God.
THIS TIME, YOU GET A PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH IKKI AND KAZU'S RELATIONSHIP IN THE FORM OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AVIY AND MYSELF ABOUT WHAT THEIR SEX LIFE WOULD BE LIKE.
WITH VISUALS FROM THIS CHAPTER.
First of all:
God Kazu you look kind of girly
OKAY MOVING ON
Kyonbox: hahaha chizuru is reading it
[Koyuki] asdl;fkjas;dlfjk
[Koyuki] THE FACE KAZU MAKES
[Koyuki] WHEN HE REALIZES IKKI HAS BEEN SERIOUS ALL THIS TIME TOO
[Koyuki] HAHAHAHA
[Koyuki] omg Kazu you are socute
(Face in question, after remembering years of torment, and realizing that was the-person-he-has-been-gay-for-this-entire-time's way of taking him seriously:)
(Notice: He's making that face at this:)
Kyonbox: HE'S SO CRAZY
i love how that doesn't even phase kazu, he's too used to him
o well he's standing on top of a pillar being crazy MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE'S BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT ME THIS WHOLE TIME
Aviy: k-kazu
and ikki howls
ikki's kinda getting gayer with this arc
they could now possibly have rival sex
it would be very violent rival sex
mostly ikki violating kazu
Kyonbox: i can. i can totally see it
as drawn by ohgreat
Aviy: gay porn by ohgreat would not be pretty
he'd get distracted by the crazy
Kyonbox: overdramatic retarded sex that's occasionally hot but mostly retarded
he'd have a few panels that are really sexy in there
b...but just a few
Aviy: yes he would just a few
most of them would be terrible in that sobbing while laughing way
so it would be liek DARK DRAMATIC DEMON IKKI
RAPING KAZU
and kazu would mostly be like alkjsf;afa i-ikki's touching me there
Kyonbox: kas;dfja;
[cries]
Aviy: IT WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE
A CLASSIC
HORRIBLE RAPE SCENE
WITH THE BIG DARK MAN
ALL SHADOWS AND GLOWY EYES
Kyonbox: HAHAHA
Aviy: dramatic wiiinds
and kazu would be all deer in headlights
and it would just be like YOU LOOK AT THIS PANEL AND THE ONLY POSSIBLE THOUGHT IS "...u gonna get raped"
Kyonbox: the fun part is kazu wouldn't be that alarmed by that part he'd be alarmed by IKKI WANTS TO FUCK HIM
Aviy: exactly
which is why he'd be like sob ikki wants to have sex with me in that GIRLY BLUSHING AJKSF;AA FA???? sort of way
he'd stand there and have a hand holding his hat on
against the DRAMATIC WIIINDS
Kyonbox: ;alskf;a
Aviy: and be like, in that kind of, about to take a step back but no i can't cuz there is an INCONVENIENT WALL
and that whole i-ikki you can't be serious
cuz you're straight
i-i mean i'm straight too uh
Kyonbox: HAHAHA
Aviy: and kazu might go to stop time to escape this HORRIBLE SITUATION OF LIES AND OBVIOUS DELUSIONS
Kyonbox: >DDDD flk;f
Aviy: and then Ikki could smack him and wall him
and Kazu would be like e-e-enemy hallucination, aeon drugged me with somejakjsfa; a and then kiss back anyway
Kyonbox: yah in camp when. when they mistletoe kissed
that is kind of what kazu's thought process was like
Aviy: IT CLEARLY COULDN'T REALLY BE HAPPENING
IN ACTUAL REALITY
WHERE IKKI IS STRAIGHT
AND ALSO WOULD NEVER NOTICE HIM
Kyonbox: n-nooo
sooob
Aviy: I TOTALLY HAD A SUCCESSFUL SLASH SCENE IN MY HEAD FOR THOSE TWO
THAT IS AMAZING
ohgreat you've fallen so far
YOU USED TO HAVE THE STRAIGHTEST HERO
Kyonbox: h-hahaha
SUCCESSFUL IN THE DEMONIC RAPE WAY
Aviy: it's still a success
Kyonbox: Even in his gayest moment Ikki is still basically the "insane with shounen mindset"
he only goes kind of gay because he's too inundated with it
Aviy: he'd still be pretty straight
in that
I fuck men to put them in their place
way
Kyonbox: like in prison!
Aviy: y-yes
Kyonbox: it's like prison sex ALL THE TIME with ikki
Aviy: s-sob
asdhfaha
hahahhahaha
EXCEPT THERE IS TOTALLY HOT MAKING OUT
Kyonbox: yyes
and biting
Aviy: yes
and de-clothing
Kyonbox: he'd bite kazu REALLY HARD
Aviy: it's okay kazu's a masochist
Kyonbox: Yeaaah
Aviy: kazu would be like ow you fuckaaksf;fjasf aa do it again
i'm totally enjoying the mental image of ikki violently raping kazu against a back alley wall
and kazu just like lakjsfaf a?? okay
Kyonbox: yah this is very distracting
Making him AS DIRTY AND FUCKED AS POSSIBLE
Aviy: he'd probably figure out partway through that since ikki is in VIOLENTLY RAPING MODE
this is probably not sex to ikki
which makes it easier to handle in some COMPLETELY ILLOGICAL WAY
Kyonbox: WELL IT DOES
Aviy: but as long as they aren't BEING GAY
kazu isn't as confused
Kyonbox: pretty much
Aviy: it's like his usual beatings only with more cock
and kazu secretly likes the cock a lot
so
Kyonbox: hahaha
even if it's small cock
Aviy: the best part is AFTER SEX when ikki is totally like
OBNOXIOUSLY TRIUMPHANT
Kyonbox: >DDD alsj;fa
a-and kazu just
lies there
bleeding and roughed up
feeling awesome
Aviy: y-yes
got awesome sex
best way to lose ever
and thinking sob i'm kind of gay
Kyonbox: y-yaaah
Aviy: cuz ikki is CLEARLY NOT HAVING AN AWESOME AFTER SEX MOMENT
AND KAZU IS.
THOUGH IKKI IS TAKING IT AS HIS CLEAR AND OBVIOUS DEFEAT
WHICH IS CERTAINLY CONVENIENT
Kyonbox: it's like a metaphor for their entire life
Aviy: y-yes it is
Aviy: GOING BY THIS LATEST CHAPTER
KAZU HAS STOCKHOLMS
Kyonbox: Stockholms will be fun when aeon gets back
Aviy: one day kazu learns to goad ikki into sex fights
Kyonbox: ...I don't even know what to say to that
"Would he even manage that? Well it's safer if it's not gay"
"But on the other hand if he accepted that he was being a masochist he'd go for it"
Aviy: you know he would
IT'S NOT HOMO IT'S JUST. SEX FIGHTS.
Kyonbox: S-shounen boy logic
Aviy: he'd probably have to accept it's kind of homo for HIM
but it's CLEARLY NOT HOMO FOR IKKI
since Ikki is still CLEARLY STRAIGHT
and will CLEARLY MARRY RINGO
Kyonbox: yes :(
Aviy: he'd probably goad him into it on accident the first time
and then be like
.............uh is this what i want
.................................o shit
but then he'd know how to do it )=
Kyonbox: it's not homo in the sense that they aren't having sex because of homo reasons o/
Kyonbox: [goes to post this in journal]
Aviy: it is pretty amazing
that ikki can have really violent sex with a man without it being homosexual at all on his part
that's a RARE ABILITY
Kyonbox: y...yeah
Aviy: sora has it too
actually
oh ohgreat
Kyonbox: ajd;fa
ON THAT NOTE
I'M SO HOT
AND NOW WE'VE GOT A HALF-NAKED CRAZED DEMON IKKI VERSUS HATLESS FLAMING KAZU BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORNADO
AND KAZU WANTS TO WIN AGAINST IKKI
I AM EVEN MORE EXCITED THAN I WAS BEFORE