AAAAAAH SPOILERS FOR IKKI/KAZU

Apr 24, 2008 13:05

I'm going to end up posting something every week this arc, I swear to God.

THIS TIME, YOU GET A PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH IKKI AND KAZU'S RELATIONSHIP IN THE FORM OF A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AVIY AND MYSELF ABOUT WHAT THEIR SEX LIFE WOULD BE LIKE.

WITH VISUALS FROM THIS CHAPTER.



First of all:



God Kazu you look kind of girly

OKAY MOVING ON

Kyonbox: hahaha chizuru is reading it

[Koyuki] asdl;fkjas;dlfjk
[Koyuki] THE FACE KAZU MAKES
[Koyuki] WHEN HE REALIZES IKKI HAS BEEN SERIOUS ALL THIS TIME TOO
[Koyuki] HAHAHAHA
[Koyuki] omg Kazu you are socute

(Face in question, after remembering years of torment, and realizing that was the-person-he-has-been-gay-for-this-entire-time's way of taking him seriously:)



(Notice: He's making that face at this:)



Kyonbox: HE'S SO CRAZY
i love how that doesn't even phase kazu, he's too used to him
o well he's standing on top of a pillar being crazy MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE'S BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT ME THIS WHOLE TIME

Aviy: k-kazu
and ikki howls
ikki's kinda getting gayer with this arc
they could now possibly have rival sex
it would be very violent rival sex
mostly ikki violating kazu

Kyonbox: i can. i can totally see it
as drawn by ohgreat

Aviy: gay porn by ohgreat would not be pretty
he'd get distracted by the crazy

Kyonbox: overdramatic retarded sex that's occasionally hot but mostly retarded
he'd have a few panels that are really sexy in there
b...but just a few

Aviy: yes he would just a few
most of them would be terrible in that sobbing while laughing way
so it would be liek DARK DRAMATIC DEMON IKKI
RAPING KAZU
and kazu would mostly be like alkjsf;afa i-ikki's touching me there

Kyonbox: kas;dfja;
[cries]

Aviy: IT WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE
A CLASSIC
HORRIBLE RAPE SCENE
WITH THE BIG DARK MAN
ALL SHADOWS AND GLOWY EYES

Kyonbox: HAHAHA

Aviy: dramatic wiiinds
and kazu would be all deer in headlights
and it would just be like YOU LOOK AT THIS PANEL AND THE ONLY POSSIBLE THOUGHT IS "...u gonna get raped"

Kyonbox: the fun part is kazu wouldn't be that alarmed by that part he'd be alarmed by IKKI WANTS TO FUCK HIM

Aviy: exactly
which is why he'd be like sob ikki wants to have sex with me in that GIRLY BLUSHING AJKSF;AA FA???? sort of way
he'd stand there and have a hand holding his hat on
against the DRAMATIC WIIINDS

Kyonbox: ;alskf;a

Aviy: and be like, in that kind of, about to take a step back but no i can't cuz there is an INCONVENIENT WALL
and that whole i-ikki you can't be serious
cuz you're straight
i-i mean i'm straight too uh

Kyonbox: HAHAHA

Aviy: and kazu might go to stop time to escape this HORRIBLE SITUATION OF LIES AND OBVIOUS DELUSIONS

Kyonbox: >DDDD flk;f

Aviy: and then Ikki could smack him and wall him
and Kazu would be like e-e-enemy hallucination, aeon drugged me with somejakjsfa; a and then kiss back anyway

Kyonbox: yah in camp when. when they mistletoe kissed
that is kind of what kazu's thought process was like

Aviy: IT CLEARLY COULDN'T REALLY BE HAPPENING
IN ACTUAL REALITY
WHERE IKKI IS STRAIGHT
AND ALSO WOULD NEVER NOTICE HIM

Kyonbox: n-nooo
sooob

Aviy: I TOTALLY HAD A SUCCESSFUL SLASH SCENE IN MY HEAD FOR THOSE TWO
THAT IS AMAZING
ohgreat you've fallen so far
YOU USED TO HAVE THE STRAIGHTEST HERO

Kyonbox: h-hahaha
SUCCESSFUL IN THE DEMONIC RAPE WAY

Aviy: it's still a success

Kyonbox: Even in his gayest moment Ikki is still basically the "insane with shounen mindset"
he only goes kind of gay because he's too inundated with it

Aviy: he'd still be pretty straight
in that
I fuck men to put them in their place
way

Kyonbox: like in prison!

Aviy: y-yes

Kyonbox: it's like prison sex ALL THE TIME with ikki

Aviy: s-sob
asdhfaha
hahahhahaha
EXCEPT THERE IS TOTALLY HOT MAKING OUT

Kyonbox: yyes
and biting

Aviy: yes
and de-clothing

Kyonbox: he'd bite kazu REALLY HARD

Aviy: it's okay kazu's a masochist

Kyonbox: Yeaaah

Aviy: kazu would be like ow you fuckaaksf;fjasf aa do it again
i'm totally enjoying the mental image of ikki violently raping kazu against a back alley wall
and kazu just like lakjsfaf a?? okay

Kyonbox: yah this is very distracting
Making him AS DIRTY AND FUCKED AS POSSIBLE

Aviy: he'd probably figure out partway through that since ikki is in VIOLENTLY RAPING MODE
this is probably not sex to ikki
which makes it easier to handle in some COMPLETELY ILLOGICAL WAY

Kyonbox: WELL IT DOES

Aviy: but as long as they aren't BEING GAY
kazu isn't as confused

Kyonbox: pretty much

Aviy: it's like his usual beatings only with more cock
and kazu secretly likes the cock a lot
so

Kyonbox: hahaha
even if it's small cock

Aviy: the best part is AFTER SEX when ikki is totally like
OBNOXIOUSLY TRIUMPHANT

Kyonbox: >DDD alsj;fa
a-and kazu just
lies there
bleeding and roughed up
feeling awesome

Aviy: y-yes
got awesome sex
best way to lose ever
and thinking sob i'm kind of gay

Kyonbox: y-yaaah

Aviy: cuz ikki is CLEARLY NOT HAVING AN AWESOME AFTER SEX MOMENT
AND KAZU IS.
THOUGH IKKI IS TAKING IT AS HIS CLEAR AND OBVIOUS DEFEAT
WHICH IS CERTAINLY CONVENIENT

Kyonbox: it's like a metaphor for their entire life

Aviy: y-yes it is

Aviy: GOING BY THIS LATEST CHAPTER
KAZU HAS STOCKHOLMS

Kyonbox: Stockholms will be fun when aeon gets back

Aviy: one day kazu learns to goad ikki into sex fights

Kyonbox: ...I don't even know what to say to that
"Would he even manage that? Well it's safer if it's not gay"
"But on the other hand if he accepted that he was being a masochist he'd go for it"

Aviy: you know he would
IT'S NOT HOMO IT'S JUST. SEX FIGHTS.

Kyonbox: S-shounen boy logic

Aviy: he'd probably have to accept it's kind of homo for HIM
but it's CLEARLY NOT HOMO FOR IKKI
since Ikki is still CLEARLY STRAIGHT
and will CLEARLY MARRY RINGO

Kyonbox: yes :(

Aviy: he'd probably goad him into it on accident the first time
and then be like
.............uh is this what i want
.................................o shit
but then he'd know how to do it )=

Kyonbox: it's not homo in the sense that they aren't having sex because of homo reasons o/

Kyonbox: [goes to post this in journal]

Aviy: it is pretty amazing
that ikki can have really violent sex with a man without it being homosexual at all on his part
that's a RARE ABILITY

Kyonbox: y...yeah

Aviy: sora has it too
actually
oh ohgreat

Kyonbox: ajd;fa

ON THAT NOTE



I'M SO HOT

AND NOW WE'VE GOT A HALF-NAKED CRAZED DEMON IKKI VERSUS HATLESS FLAMING KAZU BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORNADO

AND KAZU WANTS TO WIN AGAINST IKKI

I AM EVEN MORE EXCITED THAN I WAS BEFORE
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