All you kids who are sad for missing the Bacon graduation party have no fear, the Bacon Birthday Bash will be commencing July 2nd next Friday, and yes there will be tacos again, bring your funhats.

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If the Baconman were to happen to have a party next week for his birthday who would like to attend this somehow planned soiree, it would either be Thursday July 1st, or Friday July 2nd, please comment so I know who would be interested. And you better comment or I will eat your babies. BAM

This the field where all the hair moves when you run, flowing behind you like the tail end of a ghost, but what would possess you to do that? We're not so much of ghosts as we would like to think, there's always another chance, just because you can't get that space ship and fly doesn't mean you can't reach the sky. You better stretch your arms ( Read more... )

Some of you may think, oh man, I've got the coolest brother in the world, the only problem is, you're wrong. Around 4:15 today my brother was on CNN, for a second time, chatting it up with some news corrospondent lady who's name doesn't matter. Yeah, my family rocks.

Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, but I almost feel silly singing in a whisper, I'm 6 feet tall using my 10 inch voice that can't carry the mass of the words I've got to speak. I must have the Midas touch, everywhere I look there's gold, it may be because my ear to ear smile seems to make everything around me ( Read more... )

Spilling your heart on the floor requires a glass or maybe a pitcher, but that's quite improbable, our hearts are much more like huge dam's with constant supplies of hydrogen and oxygen mixing at their river's beginning and it keeps rushing towards the dam creating loads and loads of pressure. And if we're lucky we have a special someone who has ( Read more... )

Hello said the darkness, Hello said my eyes, it didn't matter if they were open or closed, the darkness greets me like a well known friend, but sleep beats me and unwanted step child. Even the nights I do sleep I wake up feeling tired and groggy and today I've had a somewhat headache, it gets real bad then gets better then worse, I'd say I have a ( Read more... )

"It seems we living the american dream ( Read more... )

I've alwyas had trouble sleeping on Sunday nights, it's like I can't grab one final grace giving wink to finally put the last nail in the imaginary coffins that my eyes are. Instead I toss and turn and toss and turn, and think, think, think. You'd figure I'd probably do well in one of those international think tank groups that tries to make up ( Read more... )

I got bored of Slaying Orcs and Sand People, so I'm here to bring you a great survey ( Read more... )