When Leslie J. Topor and I were in like 7th grade, she came to pick me up at my house. Her brother had parked in front so she needed to run allllll the way around the house to get me! So on our way back we were running through the snow which had packed down to ice. Well, Leslie the fool was running. All of a sudden, her feet slipped out from under ( Read more... )

"" Fuck you. I hate you ( Read more... )

So I took my dog for a walk and it was terrible. It's so muggy out I was like dripping with moisture. Then, halfway home, my dog decided he didn't want to walk anymore. So I had to carry the little biotch home. Plus I wasn't wearing shoes meant for walking so I have blisters. Blah ( Read more... )

I shouldn't get blamed for problems people bring upon themselves. Good try watching your back but you always have to cover your bases. If you cheat on your girlfriend and talk trash behind her back, and I am the one who happens to let her know the details, I can assure you that it's still your fault. But I didn't realize your girlfriend was a nice ( Read more... )

Here's a little poll for my little bitty livejournal.

Should I dye my hair - dark? or light? And be specific.

I just got home from work. Leslie waxed my eyebrows. She kept talking in such a soothing voice that I was like "Cripes I'm gonna fall asleep" even though she was ripping little hairs out of my eyeballs. But now they are GORGEOUS! I had terrible ziti at work. I will never order ziti from there again those pigs. I only ate like 2 bites then it was ( Read more... )

I love when people say that I'm immature, but really - they aren't too mature themselves. I never once ever said that I was any of the following - beautiful, skinny, mature,smart, or a class act. Boy I sound like a real catch huh haha. So when people say to me that I'm ugly, fat, immature, dumb or unclassy it doesn't bother me too much, because hey ( Read more... )

So Jessica is now officially a teenager because she had her parrrrty. Things went so smoothly I couldn't have planned it better. I'm glad I worked it instead of partied with them, because I made 100 bucks for only 3 tables - not too shabby. This whole posting is going to be about how Jack Osbourne's look alike is crazy. Mel, you're the only one who ( Read more... )

So I haven't written in a couple of days, but really there's no excitement in my life. EXCEPT for a few words exchanged over LJ with Jack Osbourne! I forgot for a few weeks why I hated high school boys, then I got a huge reminder from non other than the craziest person I ever met. Thanks :). Jessica's birthday is tonight and I'm waiting on them at ( Read more... )

Yeah so I just got back from yet another totally fun Hu Ke Lau employee party. I love going to those and drinking for practically nothing and dancing all night. Some unknowns showed up - Eva? But I had an awesome AWESOME time. Mel - quit stealing everyone's men haha. Someday Sonny and I will get married and EVERYONE is invited!!