Well the metalness has ran its course, thank god. I keep thinking that I'm never going to be happy. In all honesty I can't remember a time that I really was. Oh well, some people got it some don't I suppose. On a completely unrelated topic I'm trying to grow my beard out over the long weekend, so far not looking good. I guess it looks alright if ( Read more... )

I couldn't help it alright, I got drunk and curiosity got the better of me. I left my spot at the bar and went in front of the stage last night at the Slipknot show. As soon as they started to play an internal struggle was playing on in my soul. The devil horns came up and there was nothing I could do to stop them. Slipknot put on one hell of a ( Read more... )

After I got home from ballin' with Landon last night something kinda funny happened. An acquaintance of mine was hanging out and getting her drink on, I tend to stay away from said chickie because, she ratted me out for some shit I did'nt do before. We'll call her Tramp for posterity sake ( Read more... )

Oh by the way, yesterday this tropical storm blew through. It was so big they had to name it. Anyway, needless to say it knocked all the power out so, the fucking AC is non existent. This would not be a problem except I live in South Carolina. I swear to god I broke a sweat eating. Send help soon ( Read more... )

If there is one thing that I hate doing it is waiting. I loathe doing it, I would rather be having a colonoscopy performed with a piece of barb wire than be waiting here in Charleston for my discharge. I'm beginning to hate this place ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of writing a book, or more realistically a really long short story. I've been pretty bored as of late. My supervisors have been treating me pretty good. It's strange, now that I'm getting kicked out they decided to give me the weekends off. To this I say hurray for beer ( Read more... )

Well true believers I am back. It has been two and a half long months of waiting but, here I am. Good news has dropped into my lap. I am going to be coming back to The Gem city very soon and for very permanently. So I expect a ass blasting party when I get back. You will know when I get back because trumpeters will lead me in. Until next time ( Read more... )

Well shockingly enough true believers, I am drunk again. I am currently listening to Pavement and singing the sorrows of my life. Is that odd? you ask, no its not ( Read more... )

Well JP and my product testing didn't go so well last night. First off we decided to test the absorbancy of a Maxi Pad by pouring beer on it. We were not impressed by the fluid capacity of one of those things. Next I took it upon myself to try an EPT home pregnancy test, I guess those things are powered on particles of subatomic estrigen. Needless ( Read more... )

Do you realize how awesome the internet is? There is this band called Throwing Muses that everone must listen to, NOW. While I'm on the topic of bands, no one ever gave Blind Melon a shot. I mean there a lot of ass kickin' songs they put out. Until that time true believers ( Read more... )