Dear Ivan,

[thebardlives]

I think I've got you, you little bugger.

Cordially,

Gary

PS: It's becoming evident that you have completely lost your marbles. For help finding them, ask Tootles. He's searching for his marbles as well.

Comments

[jewbacca2]

Good job, Gary Gary. Will I get to see the performance when I'm in town? Or is it only on the 23rd?

[thebardlives]

We've got a public performance somewhere around there, not to mention performances during the school day for classes.

Love!

[jewbacca2]

I'm gonna seeeeeeee it. 2/4 plays this year? Not bad for someone who doesn't even live in the same state as you. Those figures are assuming that someone is unoriginal enough to cast you, Gary Jaffe, future star of broadway, in their one-act.

Love love, Jaffe love, Jaffe Jaffe love love for Gary Gary. Jaffe and Jaffe, existential detectives. I love Gary!

[jewbacca2]

was that hook reference there all the time?

also, is that how you spell his name?

are you crazy?

[thebardlives]

...actually I edited it in there on a whim a little later...so no.

and yes, I think Ivan Vasilievich's mind has seen better days. I mean, he doesn't intentionally think that everything is a Chekhov play...

love!