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thebearjew

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Oct 12, 2009 19:22

Okay, now this pisses me off.

There's only room for one bear here and it ain't one wearing retarded little sunglasses and talking like a goddamn idiot. You're soiling the good name of bears, man!

Anyone who bashes this thing's brain in gets a free haircut.

[ooc; interruption allowed, of course.]

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harrysbackup October 13 2009, 05:18:22 UTC

I'm sorry, did you say haircut?

thebearjew October 13 2009, 05:31:30 UTC

Yes. A haircut.

harrysbackup October 13 2009, 05:32:41 UTC

Are you a stylist or a barber?

thebearjew October 13 2009, 05:44:14 UTC

I'm a jack of all trades in the hair business.

Without the 'master of none' crap, I'm fucking great.

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spiritofsorrow October 13 2009, 16:09:22 UTC

Why are you called a bear?

thebearjew October 13 2009, 20:21:11 UTC

Because that's the nickname the Nazis gave me, I suppose it could've been any big, tough animal.

spiritofsorrow October 13 2009, 21:24:57 UTC

You fought in World War II? As did I. You must have been quite impressive, to earn that name.

thebearjew October 13 2009, 21:52:38 UTC

Well, I've bashed a few Nazi skulls in with my bat. That freaked 'em out real good.

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