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[thebearjew]

Where the hell's this?

...Did I survive that?

[ooc; forgot to say that action is welcome too, he's standing by the fountain shouting into what he thinks is his 'military communications device'.]

Comments

voice;

[thatdeadguy]

Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. I don't know. I can say you're not in Kansas anymore, or where ever you just came from.

voice;

[thebearjew]

Well, usually dead people don't get up and walk around.

I was in France.

voice;

[thatdeadguy]

I take offense to that.

France? What was that like?

voice;

[thebearjew]

Why? You seen that happen before?

Too much snail-eating, not enough baseball.

What's your rank?

[thebearjew]

An explosion.

[thebearjew]

What? Of course-

...Shit. No. What the hell's going on?

Voice;

[lt_alenko]

It would seem so.

Survive what? Calm down. You're...at least slightly safe here.

Voice;

[thebearjew]

Survive a bomb going off. Considering it was tied to my leg, seems unlikely.

Voice;

[lt_alenko]

This may sound like a silly question, but why the hell did you have a bomb strapped to your leg?

Voice;

[thebearjew]

You can't take chances in my business.

[fatespoken]

You might be dead right now.

[thebearjew]

Yep, I am. Not unexpected.

audio;

[keepingoddhours]

If you gotta ask you ain't drinkin' enough.

audio;

[thebearjew]

Hey, I'm on a mission, I don't get drunk on missions!

Except sometimes. Downtime. But this isn't that time.

audio;

[keepingoddhours]

Mission ain't goin' too good if you gotta ask for directions, partner.

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[thebearjew]

Well the mission I was just on went pretty fucking fantastic. So, I guess I'm done the mission. You try blowing up and see how good you are with directions.