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[thebearjew]

Where the hell's this?

...Did I survive that?

[ooc; forgot to say that action is welcome too, he's standing by the fountain shouting into what he thinks is his 'military communications device'.]

Comments

[hiscountess]

If your body is warm and you have a heartbeat, it means you did. Otherwise, it isn't bloody likely.

[thebearjew]

Nope, I figured that out already. Dead. I expected to die before the end of the mission - didn't expect to end up here.

[hiscountess]

At the time, your passing to afterlife has been halted. Your mission?

[thebearjew]

Every motherfucker in a Nazi uniform dies.

[der_freischuetz]

Surviving what?

[thebearjew]

Bomb going off.

[der_freischuetz]

Humans do not usually survive that.

[thebearjew]

Well, uh, no. What does?

*Was on her way home from work*

[brainsnotfists]

...

"Well, at least you didn't fall into the fountain from about a hundred thousand feet?"

[thebearjew]

"...No. I think even I wouldn't be standing after that."

[brainsnotfists]

Heh. I think they save the long drop for the ones who can bounce. I'm assuming everyone's given you the helpful run down, Mister--?"