Hit by a car.

[thebeef12]

Whenever I walk across a street, I like to carry something in my hand. This way, if I'm about to be hit by a car, I can throw the object at the car. It won't stop the car or anything...I just think it might look funnier to any witnesses

Comments

gnomes

[anonymous]

dude thorwing a gnome would be awesome, almost like those travelocity commercials.. lol.