Humph.

[thebeigeone]

Life has been singularly uninteresting of late; therefore have not updated.

Have been accused by more than one person of a 'look.' This perplexes and irritates me, as I honestly don't know what they're talking about.

Worked through a rather large pile of books borrowed from my ninth self. All very interesting but where did my future self learn

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[trionbabe]

Well... since you ask... Doctor, I have to confess that I've stolen your underwear.

That's about as far as my propositioning skills go, I'm afraid. For the first time in my life, it feels very very dirty.

Surely there's some ancient Gallifreyan technique for ridding onesself of mysterious voices. I might have been posessed, doctor! What if the voices had told me to try and kill you again? I think you really ought to take better care of your companions, Doctor.

[thebeigeone]

Turlough--

Don't give me back my underwear. Please.

I can't help it if my companions go insane while they're traveling with me. I'm sure it's a genetic disorder. Perhaps I can find a doctor to help you? An actual medical doctor, that is.

[tegan_lj]

How about a shag, Doc?

So you were reading books instead of rescuing me. I should have known.

[thebeigeone]

*sighs*

Somehow it doesn't bring on the same warning bells of incipient panic and confusion that it used when you asked me that question, Tegan.

I wasn't only reading books. I was also mending some of my sweaters, but I'm ashamed to admit that even to myself.

[tegan_lj]

KNITTING?!

*sighs*

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing about the panic. Maybe you should proposition someone while under the influence.

And WHAT is wrong with Turlough? Was he always this...strange?

[thebeigeone]

I was not knitting! I was doing a bit of mending. And don't say it so loudly!

Under the influence of what?

Turlough was indeed always this strange. You might not have noticed because he tends to lie a lot. Remember?

[barbarella69]

I would proposition you but ...

I assured Tegan you were safe from me, it just wouldn't be right.

[tegan_lj]

Oh, give it a go. He might enjoy the angst

[barbarella69]

*shakes head*
No no ... I did say he was safe from my advances after all.

[tegan_lj]

Awww. That might have been fun to watch.

[pharaoherimem]

Well...if you really want a proposition *licks lips seductively* Turlough is rather preoccupied with various real and possibly imaginary women currently, and so I have been feeling rather, neglected, of late... *leans closer* just exactly what would like proposed? *strokes celery and looks expectantly under her eyelashes*

[barbarella69]

*rolls eyes and sighs*
I am not fictional!
Don't tell me I'm going to have to shag you too to prove it?

*tilts head, looks thoughtful then slow smile creeps across lips*
the idea does have its appeal

[pharaoherimem]

I was actually refering to the female voice in his head he is apparently hearing. Why on earth (or anywhere else for that matter) would anyone think you are fictional? *eyes her up and down while running a finger accross her lip thoughtfully* You seem to be very real to me... *bites finger coyly*

I have some interesting ancient Egyptian instruments that make the idea even more tempting, but what about Five? I should at least tempt to seduce him while I am here, the poor dear seems quite desperate

[barbarella69]

*radiant smile*

Thank goodness! You believe I'm real! *excited wiggle* You know Six thinks I'm fictional. I mean really, could something like this ... *slowly runs hands over curves and smooths outfit* ... be fictional?

*flips hair and steamy gaze centers on pharaoherimem*

He does seem a bit mopey about things. You're probably just what he needs right now. By the way, have I told you how much I enjoy instruments?