Good grief.

[thebeigeone]

Barbarella just showed me what a body shot looked like. Most extraordinary thing.

Also quite extraordinary is how often chocolate keeps popping up in my conversations these days. Hmmm.

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[barbarella69]

I'm glad it was as good for you as it was for me...

Speaking of chocolate, did you know there's a variation of body shot that uses a chocolate shot? It's quite an experience...

*suggestive smile* Perhaps I should show you how its done. After all you weren't able to experience it fully since we didn't have alcohol.

[thebeigeone]

A-chocolate-shot? Really? Erm, what else is involved in this chocolate shot?

Does alcohol add very much to the experience?

[barbarella69]

Well let's see *thinks* the name says it all I think.

*coyly inches closer* It's called ...

*wets lips; hushed* A Double Dirty Chocolate Orgasm... *smooths hands over hips; shivers* Mmmmm doesn't it just sound yummy?

Why don't you try it and see for yourself?

[thebeigeone]

*dubiously* I'm not sure about that 'dirty' part...

I can't try it by myself, can I?

[tegan_lj]

*grins*

*pats Five on the shoulder*

I'm glad you're in your adventurous mode. Chocolate comes up because it tastes better on you goes well with your frock coat. *licks fingers and grins*

Look...I've worked out a two week move in with Nine. You know...to go to Richey's PTA meetings, have tea, see if it's doable. It'll be just a nice holiday. And you'll have that privacy you were mentioning with Barb.

I'll be back in a couple of weeks, okay? Just a holiday. If you need me, just give a hollar, I can be back whenever. *frowns* I bet you'll just love the quiet. And I don't want to be kicked out of my bedroom by you while you shag.

[thebeigeone]

*pointed cough*

What privacy? Tegan, what on Gallifrey are you talking about? And why the devil does Richey have PTA meetings?

[tegan_lj]

Pri-va-cy. It means, without going and looking it up, that you want to be alone without the possibility of someone walking in.

That was the reason you didn't use the back room at the pub with her, I'd thought.

Besides, I don't want to be locked out of my room while you shag.

And Richey is in school, the poor lad. He's been looking for someone to make him cookies, have mother's meetings and things. It would make Nine happy as well. And since he cares about me, I want to make him happy.

[thebeigeone]

I didn't use the back room of the pub with anyone because--and do try to get this into your head this time, Tegan--I'm not shagging anyone.

Least of all your friend and partner in sexual crime Barbarella.

Er, isn't Richey a bit--well, old--for that sort of thing?