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[thebeigeone]

Would somebody else please talk to fitzkreiner about his sexual orientation? I want nothing more to do with the conversation.

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And, erm, am I a bit too...well...too tactile sometimes?

Oh dear.

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[onetruenine]

Nowt wrong with tactile...

[thebeigeone]

...Says the incarnation apparently out to shag anything that has a pulse.

[onetruenine]

Not *everything*. And I'm not too fussy about the pulse bit.

[thebeigeone]

*stares*

Oh good grief...what have I become.

[barbarella69]

I don't see the problem...

*looks pointedly at Beigey*

He's gay, you're gay, you two should be happy gossiping like schoolgirls about sex.

[thebeigeone]

What are you talking about now, Barbarella?

[barbarella69]

*vapid gaze*

I just thought, you know...

*studies fingernails; casually*

You might be craving some male company for a change...

[thebeigeone]

*stares at Barbarella quizzically*

[tegan_lj]

Are you touching Fitz, Doc?

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Are you that lonely?

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[onetruenine]

Nah, Fitz had better taste than that.

[thebeigeone]

Fitz has very little taste. At all. Though he has been pining for Eight for years, so maybe he has some taste.

[onetruenine]

Eight? Eight was a useless twat.

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Why does Mr Fitz refuse to accept his latent homosexuality, Doctor?

[thebeigeone]

Because he is a very, very silly man, Zoe.

He's also even more repressed than I am.

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Perhaps you could become homosexual lovers?

[thebeigeone]

*takes Zoe gently by the shoulders and looks her straight in the eye*

Absolutely not.