lmfao

[thebelovedgift]

i was watching comedy central and there was this guy telling jokes.... and he was saying before a show he was sick....tired...and all this other stuff. and his friend called him and said it couldnt be as bad as a siamese twin with a gay brother... and his friend was coming over that night. then he said that it woudlnt be as bad if they hadnt shared

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[beautyisvain]

you have to be the worst story typer, ever.
sorry buddy ♥

[thebelovedgift]

i knowww i pretty much ruined it....because i was laughing so hard while typing it... i just couldnt get it out like it really was told. :( oh well. ha

[silentletdown]

Myspace friend!

Add me, back please!

xo

[wontyoubemymuse]

i agree with abby. but i still love you, matt. ♥

your icon makes me laugh. i was there. you seemed to enjoy that gun quite a bit. imagine how much fun a real one is.

bang bang

[objectsubject]

when are we going to shoot at the wildlife?
I feel like capping some rabbit in the ass.

[love_]

hahahaha, my friend kyle told me about that.