so i bought these brand new sheets right? and they are black threehundred some odd thread count sateen.
now i know how bad my drooling problem is when i sleep because it shows up all over my pillows and sheets.
gross....

fuck anna nicole smith. she was a waste of fucking oxygen ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

that is the funniest thing you will ever watch so watch it!

i really just wanted to make a photo post of the nastiness that my roomates create and dont seem to care, these photos are of areas of the house i avoid. the other areas that i use are clean. so i didn't take any pictures of them ( Read more... )

In 1981 (the year you were born)
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my roomates are goddamn retarded. let me tell you what happened ( Read more... )

but they told me
a man should be faithful
and walk when not able
but i'm only human

i am glad there is not going to be a winter this year. i hate me some cold weather. fuck some cold weather. i want to be hot, sweaty, dirty, and stinky all the goddamn time.