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[thebestnation]

I stop paying attention for three days and now there's an election!? Why am I not involved anyway? I am obviously the best choice!  I have fifty years more experience dealing with terrorists than the other America does which automatically means that I'm the best.

So everyone should vote for me. You'll all be equal and none of those communistic

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[is_an_island]

This whole election thing is a cock-up. It's not like it changes anything around this stupid town and everybody and their pet fish is joining in and--and--bloody hell.

[thebestnation]

So? I still want to beat the other me. It would prove that I'm better.

[is_an_island]

Well, of course you're better. Even a rock would be better than that dolt.

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[thebestnation]

Well thank-

[kol_shevik]

Comrades should stop twisting Russia's words!

[thebestnation]

I'm not twisting anyone's words!

[supersizedpower]

But you don't have a great poster.

[thebestnation]

So what, I can make one!

[bustydefense]

... Oh dear.

[thebestnation]

What?

[bustydefense]

Nothing. It's just all getting very confusing.

[thebestnation]

The election?

[whatthequack]

You know what that allicktion thing is, Meriken?

[thebestnation]

Yea, it's where you vote for someone to run in the government. You've never heard of them?

[whatthequack]

Er, no. So you get to pick the person that's in charge? That sounds like it would be hard. There are a lot of people here!

[thebestnation]

You have to pick the one who you think would be the best leader but not everyone runs. I think there's only four or five people who are at the moment.