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[thebestnation]

I'M REALLY AMERICA DAMMIT!

[The receiver is then hastily flung aside as Meriken breaks down. Kicking over tables, throwing chairs out the front door, breaking things. Finally she just runs from her house and proceeds to beat the hell out of her mailbox.

Take that communism

Take that other America

Take that doubts

Take that everyone who

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[is_an_island]

... What are you doing?

[thebestnation]

Venting.

[is_an_island]

About what? Being America?

I haven't heard any doubts about your existence.

[thebestnation]

Really!? Because every time someone comes along, all they can manage is oh you can't be America! America is a guy!

Even when they do say they believe me, they probably don't. Not really. They'll just say something like Russia: [And in a horrible, horrible attempt at imitating Russia] r"You're not really America"

[fuelefficient]

[IS THIS THE FABLED AMERICA-TAN. IT MUST BE.]

Ah, I believe you.

[thebestnation]

[Holy crap. Someone who's not trying to tell her she's not herself! HOPE!]

You do?

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[fuelefficient]

I do. England-san told me about you.

[fuelefficient]

Of course, we are close allies, so it would be an issue if I did not believe you.

[motheringnation]

...I believe you are America...now

[thebestnation]

Really? You're...not just saying that are you?

[motheringnation]

No...it's a little strange. But...I don't see why you would lie.

Er....do you know where the Country of Ukraine is?

[thebestnation]

Of course I do! It's up by Russia. Why do you ask?

[he_aintheavy]

Do not believe.

[thebestnation]

Sh-shut up! What do you know anyway?!

[he_aintheavy]

Know real Америка.

More of bastard.

[thebestnation]

Just because you know the other America, doesn't mean I'm not America too!

[vesselofagod]

...You are America?

[thebestnation]

Isn't that what I just said?

[vesselofagod]

Forgive me... I was under the impression... America was a nation.

[thebestnation]

I am a nation.