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[thebestnation]

Where is she!?

[There is a loud noise as she hurls the receiver against a wall.

This is followed by crashes and banging and things breaking. Why yes, she is destroying her room--Chucking things from her window, occasionally screaming in frustration and betrayal...

Bri-tans a jerk.

The biggest jerk ever.

Finally, she runs out of steam, and the noise

Comments

[hourai_branch]

Is something wrong?

[thebestnation]

Bri-tan! She's what's wrong! Stupid, no good, ally betraying, asshole!

[hourai_branch]

Oh.

Are you going to have a war?

[thebestnation]

If we do it'll be a short one. With me coming out on top.

[whatthequack]

M-Meriken? Wh-where is who?

[thebestnation]

That coward, Bri-tan! Attacking me like that...t-tch.

[whatthequack]

She attacked you?! But why?

[thebestnation]

I don't know! She was acting all sweet and...[Fist, meet wall.] She started going on about the revolution, and the damn taxes and she stabbed me in the back!

[Quite literally, I might add.]

[working_is_hard]

[thebestnation]

[Kolkolkolk-- Oh wait, I mean--Raaaaaaaagggeee.]

[working_is_hard]

[Meriken came back as Russia, huh? Just going to cower on the other end of the phone.]

[thebestnation]

[Going to kick her table, and rant about how much Bri-tan sucks.]

[fuelefficient]

...Meriken-san?

[thebestnation]

Japan, have you seen Bri-tan?

[fuelefficient]

N-No. Should I have been looking out for her?

[thebestnation]

No, but I need to find her.

[wizardoftheweek]

... Please don't shout.

[thebestnation]

I'll stop shouting, as soon as that coward show's her face!

[wizardoftheweek]

Shouting won't bring about that end more quickly. Please, stop.

[thebestnation]

Of course it will. She hates shouting.