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[thebestnation]

[YOU.

YES, YOU. You are now the new recipient of this wonderful piece of poster. OH, YES. You see, Bri and Meriken are out and about, handing them out. Why, you ask? Well, to get rid of all the terrorists in town, of course.

And by terrorists, we mean cats. Speaking of cats, Meriken's hauling one around with her--on a leash, of course. Though...it

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[hurtjustalittle]

But it just looks like a strangely dressed feline.

[thebestnation]

That's what it wants you to think.

[hurtjustalittle]

In my experience, animals don't think much at all.

[thebestnation]

D-don't touch it! It's dangerous!

[tartswithtea]

Believe me when I say, this is no ordinary cat. One must remain constantly on guard when watching it!

Meow!

[wondering_eye]

[Staring at the cat....]

I don't think it likes being dressed up like that.

[thebestnation]

Yea, well I didn't like it when it's feline friends attacked me. [She loos disdainfully at the oddly dressed feline.]

So we're even cat.

[wondering_eye]

It might overheat.

[tartswithtea]

I assure you the cat is fine. It's like people don't believe I know how to sew an outfit! Hmh.

[noneed_2worry]

[Have a not!daughter, Meriken! Dawn happens by while she's out walking and stares down curiously at the cat.]

"Um... what's going on, Meriken?"

[thebestnation]

[Meriken grins triumphantly.]

We're saving Mayfield from a potential terrorist-cat invasion!

[noneed_2worry]

[Blinks, looking from Meriken to the cat and then back again.]

"...You don't like cats?"

[thebestnation]

No. I hat cats, they're the root of all evil.

Meow?

[the_wee_big_hag]

....what's wrong with cats?

[thebestnation]

Everything. They're catastrophes...and evil. Really, we're doing the world a favor by trying to get rid of them.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Cat's aren't evil.

[Pause]

Not all cats are evil.

[tartswithtea]

Precisely! Which is why we must band together to prevent the evil cats--such as this one--from infecting the population!!