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[thebestnation]

[Filtered to "family"]

Well, I slept well! Now time to-wait…what the hell?! Where is this?

That’s not…no. That’s definitely not me. It can’t be. I don’t have children! OR A HUSBAND!

[Public]

ALRIGHT! WHO’S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS!? I know someone had to have come up with it, or I wouldn't be here!

Ha Ha its so funny. Really now, the jokes over. I mean

Comments

[bipolarhellion]

Way to be captain obvious, missy.

[thebestnation]

Was it you!?

[bipolarhellion]

Yep, it was me.

1/fffff

[thebestnation]

[likesballs]

Oh. ...[Blink]

Uh... hey there.

[thebestnation]

[Stares.

Looks back at the "family" picture.

Stares some more.]

You're...the kid in this picture?

[likesballs]

Yyyep.

That would be me. And you'd be the new mom, I'm guessing? Geez that sounds weird.

[thebestnation]

What?

[kol_shevik]

Да, comrade! America is far behind, even in tiny little houses.

[thebestnation]

[...]

But I'm right here!

[kol_shevik]

...Does little comrade mean in Mayfield town? Да. You are.

[thebestnation]

No. You said America was far away, but I'm right here.

Still, knowing the name of this place is helpful.

[spiritualburger]

... You live at the White House? But I thought only the president can live there.

[thebestnation]

Of course I live at the white house. I'm America!

[spiritualburger]

...

Pfft. No you're not! Al is!

[thebestnation]

I'm sorry, you must have been misinformed.

[from_thesea]

Calm down! You're too loud.

[Oh, yeah, like he's the one to talk.]

[thebestnation]

Too loud!? You try waking up in a town that seems to be stuck in the fifties!

[from_thesea]

You're in Mayfield! It's a town that looks like America in the 1950s, but isn't.

I claimed it as a colony of the great nation of Sealand!

[thebestnation]

If its going to be claimed by anything, it will be by America!