1. Guarantee I'm 'bout to get some mileage babe
And it won't be no runnin' out of gas babe
It's like wooo oooh pull over babe
And let me put this lovin' off in your trunk babe
2.You think you're special, you do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me, and walk around on me
3. Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
4. Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come on and rock me
5. A stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day
6. Sex is what I need you for
I got a good girl, but I need a whore
7. Say hold up, wait a minute
Lemme put some pimpin' in it
Now, big booty I'm recommendin'
And I aint been in this spot for a minute
8.Well, like to explain to you all before,
I ain't no drinkin' man
I tried it once and it got me highly irregular
And I swore I'd never do it again
9. You can look for answers but that ain't fun
Now get in the pit and try to love someone!
10. Highly commemorated, and the most celebrated
For connecting it (Word!) Like verb subject to the predicate
Plus I got the etiquette
To keep it moving, and showing cats how it's done
Cause it's the verbal combat, position number one
11. No, no, we don’t die
Yes, we multiply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
12. Take a little trip, take a little trip, Take a little trip and see.
Take a little trip, take a little trip, Take a little trip with me.
13. Big black boots,
Long brown hair,
She's so sweet
With her 'get-back' stare.
14. He heard one guitar, just blew him away
Saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure
15. We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
16. Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name
17. I can't believe a month ago
I was alone, I didn't know you
I hadn't seen or heard you're name
And even now, I'm so amazed
It's like a dream, It's like a rainbow, it's like the rain
18. God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
19. If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day
20. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right!
21. Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone
All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
22. Ouheeeee-eeee-eee
Ohi'umbube
23.I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
24.Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
25.He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'n' never tilts at all...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.
26.And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play
27. And each time I leave,Chicago is
Tuggin' my sleeve,Chicago is
The Wrigley Building,Chicago is
The Chicago Cubbies, Chicago is
One town that won't let you down
It's my kind of town
28. I'ma chicagoan till Chicago ends
Till we blow like Chicago wind
I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid
I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away
29. cause the women and the cars it dont equal the wealth
so I'm all about my cash tryna impress myself
cause the man make the money-money dont make the man
if you feel what I'm sayin then raise your right hand
30.The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior they said never gives up her dead
when the gales of november come early