I don't like you ( Read more... )

I've just seen a face ( Read more... )

i have floss stuck in my teeth.
what the fuck am i supposed to do?

so i got braces.
son of a bitch.

i also stole my dad's car and am now grounded for a week.
and i can't get my license for 6 weeks.

I Am Oz, the Great and Terrible.
Tell of the Storm-Thrown Man, O Muse.

Though you've gone away this morning ( Read more... )

Here I stand head in hand ( Read more... )

i'm a loser ( Read more... )

Guess where I am going to be in FIVE days (Nov. 8)...
Eh?
EH?

IN THE EIGHTH ROW OF A CONCERT BEING PUT ON BY SIR PAUL MOTHERFUCKING McCARTNEY!!!
It was a $250 ticket and my mom just bought it for me out of nowhere.
Fuck, I am lucky.

♣

fart with ramona.

fart = lurve