Maya: (viewing a basketball net) Hey...the net's ripped. Money(the Monkey) must be prone to breaking things... He's hardcore ( Read more... )

(upon seeing a letter of thank you from the Robot Clown Research Center)
What!? They may be a perfectly reputable charity in the field of advanced tomfoolery!

January 2nd, 1:16 a.m ( Read more... )

There are many people to whom this world and the people in it are nothing but resources, to be used up and discarded once everything of value is gone ( Read more... )

Ever wake up and feel as if the entire world has gone crazy overnight?

Of course you have. Everyone feels like that sometimes. And the "overnight" part can often be omitted.

No, this isn't another prod to get people to read my book. I'd like to do that, as November is quickly approaching, and there will be another after that that'll need ( Read more... )

Epinephelus quinquefasciatus

That's the official designation of the Pacific grouper, and quite possibly one of the most awesome names ever. Up there with "Vladimir," "Ro," and "Schtolteheim Reinbach III."

So, I'm back from GenCon(and still have not managed a full night's sleep; though, honestly, when, other than the weekend, do I EVER manage that?), and it was rockin.

BTW, I searched for a way to put little stars and sparkles around that word, as well as having it light up like a neon sign, via HTML, but alas, no dice.

Anyway, yes, it was rockin(* ( Read more... )

RM: Fighter!

F: What up?

RM: Why is Drizz'l armed?

F: Well, I'm not an expert, but I'd say arms were evolutionarily advantageous traits of his ancestors. They can be used for tool making and hugs.

T: Let's start this again.

Heh heh...al-right! *Quagmire head bob*

I'm sad ;_ ( Read more... )