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A-If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be? A dolphin because they almost seem to understand humans and they are brave as crap and beat up sharks.
B-Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself? and besides gas, and besides more food that I didn't have to pay for at deangelo's but left a seven dollar tip to Sarah because she deserves it, ummmm...... a cd off the internet from another country which I won't tell the name of because its a suprise.
C-What COUNTRIES have you been to? USA
D-What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND? Tom Sowyar Island. Playing on that crap is fun. And maybe the haunted mansion because its fun to act like you are scared as crap when its not scary at all. Oh wait.... I've never been to Disneyland. All that is in Disney World. Who made this up? retard.
E-Do you believe in ESP? Only if you can hear me saying my answer in my head.
F-Have you ever FAKED an orgasm? faked... an... orgasim..... ummm.... I don't think that's possible for guys. And once again, who made this up!?
G-Have you ever fired a real GUN? a .22, a 12 gauge, a couple handguns. Maybe more, I can't remember. I sure wouldn't mind firing a MG-42!
H-Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means? stay up for ten seconds? That's a guess.
I-Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or guilty? I'd say innocent, but there's no way I could ever know. Why don't you just ask him?
J-Do you wear JEWELRY? umm... does a key chain count? or a bandana? ooh oooh! I have a nose ring!! I forget that thing is there sometimes.
K-Have you ever KILLED an animal? Yes. Shot a bird with a BB gun. I've had to kill plenty mice that got stuck in the sticky traps in the Aster house.
L-What was the LAST thing you mailed? Would have been deferment papers to LSU but I fricken lost it!!!
M-Who is your favorite MUPPET character? Gonzo. I'm not sure why, he just always was. Maybe because he was so weird and growing up I always though of myself as the same. I related to him... or something.
N-Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar? haha, as most probably wouldn't expect, yes. Don't show this to my mom. Of course if you do, oh well.
O-Regarding ORAL sex, would you rather give or recieve? what idiot would actually perfer giving over recieving?
P-Did you attend PRESCHOOL? No, my mom stayed at home with me.
Q-Do you know what a QUAHOG is? sure don't
R-Have you ever RIDDEN a horse? yeah. A few times. it's a blast. I would like to again.
S-Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life? When I was young I played soccer and baseball for several seasons. I played football in 8th grade.
T-Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's TAXES? I'm a college student. I always get money back.
U-Do you own an UMBRELLA? yeah but I think I left it in a classroom last time it rained. I was a Walmart one that they gave to me at Walmart for free one day when it was raining.
V-Do you exercise your right to VOTE? no. I find it to be a waste of perfectly good tiem that I could be sitting around doing nothing. I have voted before. I haven't in a couple years though. I still need to do my research on the electorial collage so I can find out if voting for president really doesn't do jack like I think.
W-What's your ideal WEATHER forecast? overcast with wind blowing but not a drop of rain and very dry. That's perfect skateboarding weather, so you don't sweat like crazy.
X-What was your last X-RAY you had taken? When I rolled my ankle back in February of 04 I went and had it X-Rayed jsut to make sure, cause that thing was bad. It wasn't broken.
Y-Do you own a YELLOW shirt? I have a old school Hulkamania shirt and a YMCA camp counselor shirt that is yellow.
Z-How many ZIP codes have you lived in? 3, Ponchatoula, Hammond, and Baton Rouge. Maybe 4, I think SLU has its own area code. I lived in the dorm.
Ok, now that I'm done with that thing I hope you all feel like you know me better.... or something. Whatever....