giant colossal really really big dwarf penis the size of small raisins, which are both giant and

[thebipolarbear]

colossal to dwarfs, and their ilk.

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
...along with these instructions.

"I suppose you like to add them up"

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[allgirlsshould]

"by comparison, the episcopal services were conducted in a gloomy, basement athmosphere."

a prayer for owen meany - john irving

who mistook the steak for chicken?

[davedorkill]

heh, yes!! i always hear "our democracy..." and it annoys the crap out of me.
word.
how are you doing man?

[passing_phase]

I heard these words from the TV set--"Who is Morrie Schwartz?"--and went numb.

tuesdays with Morrie - Mitch Albom